In California, they will arrest you if you do not go surfing

[Alpo]

I knew I had some weird damn laws out there but --- WOW!

 

 

[Pat Riot]

Seriously?!

 

There is no law regarding having to surf. 

[Texas Maverick]

39 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

Seriously?!

 

There is no law regarding having to surf. 

It is just Alpo, you should have known it was just another of his tv shows. LOL

 

TM

[SHOOTIN FOX]

• https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa3BlS0dkcFZGY0hWQ1hKMGlHRU1zMHNTMWc1d3xBQ3Jtc0trRlpiYm9fdDEyUVJybmo2alNuc3ZtMFZ2dnIyTlF0YnVkS3RLUWpkVm45ekh5OWlSdWZtdkNXcGE4dEROeWhOc2lONExmUlRYX293dTF5a0dMakpVSktDbDNwbU1nakYza21JRzZiZ0hSZlZteTByQQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Famzn.to%2F3vXQgtu&v=uchT2LH3eTY

[Alpo]

Where is that link supposed to be going?

[Texas Lizard]

Only if you have NO pants on while surfing.....And if you bleached your hair blond.....

 

Texas Lizard

[SHOOTIN FOX]

Apocalypse now surfing scene. Either you surf or you fight.

[SHOOTIN FOX]

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

It took some digging,  but I  i found that per 836 d (4)  sec. 8,  paragraph 7 g the statute is only applicable if your primary residence is on or west of the ridge line of the Coast Ranges.

 

[Capt. James H. Callahan]

God bless Texas.

JHC

[Subdeacon Joe]

1 hour ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said:

God bless Texas.

JHC

 

 

Texas Code 839, I (d) , 10, (T) says that if you live in the Permian Basin

 

you must drill one (1) well at least five thousand feet (5,000 feet) per quarter acre per year. Failure to comply will result in being forced to drink a 12 pack of Texas Pride Beer per day until you are in compliance. 

[Alpo]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

to drink a 12 pack of Texas Pride Beer per day

Is that the southern version of Milwaukee's Best, or Meister Brau?

[Subdeacon Joe]

Probably. 

[Sedalia Dave]

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Is that the southern version of Milwaukee's Best, or Meister Brau?

 

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Probably. 

 

It's what we sell to liberals. Has a secret ingredient that makes them want to move back to where they came from.   

[Brazos Bottom Bill Miller]

Charlie don't surf!

[WD Farren]

Sadly, this bit of humor could not be done in CA today.
Same as "Blazing Saddles" could never be remade in CA, either.

CA:  no sense of humor.

[Subdeacon Joe]

45 minutes ago, bgavin said:

Sadly, this bit of humor could not be done in CA today.
Same as "Blazing Saddles" could never be remade in CA, either.

CA:  no sense of humor.

 

The entire American entertainment industry. 

[Subdeacon Joe]

On the other hand 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK9laNJuDeD/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

On the other hand 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK9laNJuDeD/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

 

Been witnessing that since the 90s when I was a recycling coordinator for the telephone garage. Cost us 10K just for the cardboard compactor! Everything right down to old poles and hardware had to have separate dumpsters and dramatically different disposal costs. I watched the recycler dump all of them in the same spot at the landfill and the bulldozer just mixed and pushed it around. Still happening locally today. It all looks good, unless you're at the dump!

[Subdeacon Joe]

2 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Been witnessing that since the 90s when I was a recycling coordinator for the telephone garage. Cost us 10K just for the cardboard compactor! Everything right down to old poles and hardware had to have separate dumpsters and dramatically different disposal costs. I watched the recycler dump all of them in the same spot at the landfill and the bulldozer just mixed and pushed it around. Still happening locally today. It all looks good, unless you're at the dump!

 

I watched the trash trucks just dumping the trash and the recycling into the same compartment of the truck.   The only thing that a separate truck has used for was yard waste.

[WD Farren]

Here, we have a separate truck for yard/green waste.

Another separate truck for Recycle, and a third for Trash.

[Subdeacon Joe]

13 minutes ago, bgavin said:

Here, we have a separate truck for yard/green waste.

Another separate truck for Recycle, and a third for Trash.

 

That's what they do here now.   Have to wonder if the carbon footprint of 3 large trucks is offset by whatever the reduction is in the recycling.   The yard waste gets composted and either used by the county or sold to the public. 

[watab kid]

GOD bless texas , God is great beer is good ..........

[Sedalia Dave]

2 hours ago, watab kid said:

GOD bless texas , God is great beer is good ..........

 

And people are CRAZY!

[Sedalia Dave]