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So instead of catsup to cover the taste of rancid meat, Chicagoans let the meat spoil more and cover it up with a pungent yellow mustard,  alien green relish, onions,  pickles,  peppers, celery salt, and tomatoes. 

 

 

Makes sense to me!

 

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Posted (edited)

The ONLY THING worth more than two dead flies to come out of Chicago is the Chicago Dog!!  Best with spicy brown mustard!!

 

Ketchup is for fries or onion rings!!

 

 

Frankly, (see what I did there?) if you’re eating most hotdogs, you don’t much care what it’s made of or the quality anyway!! 🙄 🤣

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

The ONLY THING worth more than two dead flies to come out of Chicago is the Chicago Dog!!  Best with spicy brown mustard!!

 

Ketchup is for fries or onion rings!!


 

This!

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Doc!!  Don’t hold back! It ain’t good for your blood pressure!! 😜

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

So instead of catsup to cover the taste of rancid meat, Chicagoans let the meat spoil more and cover it up with a pungent yellow mustard,  alien green relish, onions,  pickles,  peppers, celery salt, and tomatoes. 

 

 

Makes sense to me!

 

:lol:

Exactly what I was thinking.

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26 minutes ago, Doc Shapiro said:

Ketchup is a vile, disgusting, overly sweet concoction.  Did I mention that I can't stand the stuff?

 

What's wrong with 

 

 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

What's wrong with 

 

 

 

 


I dunno! Is it good on fries!!

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


I dunno! Is it good on fries!!

 

I'll bet the Mushroom Powder would be.

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8 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

You want to try a really good brown mustard?

Pilsudski’s. I found it at Bass Pro Shops, of all places. It’s really good!
https://www.basspro.com/shop/en/pilsudski-polish-style-mustard-with-horseradish

 

 


YUP!! Zesty!!

 

 

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What are many Chicago hot dogs made of? Beef, pork,...horsemeat? IIRC, a while back there was some problem with hamburgers being made with horse meat. It wasn't what they were made of, but the fact they were being advertised as beef!  Anyway, regardless of the reason, custom dictates mustard on hotdogs, katsup on fries!  That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! And I was from Chicago a long time ago.B) 

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36 minutes ago, Trailrider #896 said:

What are many Chicago hot dogs made of? Beef, pork,...horsemeat? IIRC, a while back there was some problem with hamburgers being made with horse meat. It wasn't what they were made of, but the fact they were being advertised as beef!  Anyway, regardless of the reason, custom dictates mustard on hotdogs, katsup on fries!  That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! And I was from Chicago a long time ago.B) 


And now you’re as far from Chicago as you can get?? 🤣

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I put ketchup on hot dogs, mustard gives me heartburn and I never liked it anyway. Sue me…….

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Had one of those on more than one occasion!!  Wasn’t bad!  They also would put chili and cheese on the same dog and they called it a “garbage dog”!

 

Wasn’t bad.  A whole meal on a bun!  Sold ‘em in foot long too!! 🤪

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8 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

I put ketchup on hot dogs, mustard gives me heartburn and I never liked it anyway. Sue me…….


Challenge Accepted!

 

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48 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:


Challenge Accepted!

 

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I appreciate the work you put into that so can we settle this lawsuit. How's 2 bottles of DelMonte ketchup sound?

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Posted
11 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


I dunno! Is it good on fries!!

My wife put Malt Vinegar on her fries. Just can't understand her sometimes. LOL

 

TM

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Having spent my college years in Chicago, I rather like a Chicago dog. My favorite place included a spear of a kosher dill pickle and handful of fries wrapped up in aluminum foil (no you didn't eat the fries on the dog).  True, ketchup historically was invented to cover the taste of rancid meat, but applying it to a hotdog, is a matter of personal preference. Plain yellow mustard, IMHO, is disgusting. A proper spicy brown mustard is the only way to go. I'm a mustard only guy when my dog is topped with sauerkraut and onions, but I will dabble with ketchup when other topping are involved. I'm much more picky about the brand of hotdog I buy. Many taste like baloney in tube form. Nathan's and Hebrew National are the only big brands I will eat and, surprisingly, Costco's Kirkland brand, are delicious.

 

As a kid, growing up in Wisconsin, you could face capital punishment for putting ketchup on a bratwurst. My "Southern Girl" wife put ketchup on a brat in front of my parents and I almost had to break up our blossoming relationship.

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Everyone knows....a hotdog needs to have Miracle Whip on it w/cheese.

 

Okay, I'm kidding (or not)....hot dogs need chili to make them truly delicious.

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


I dunno! Is it good on fries!!

 

Yep.  And beef, pork,  poultry, eggs, vegetables...

 

Posted
24 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

Everyone knows....a hotdog needs to have Miracle Whip on it w/cheese.

 

Don't forget the Vegemite and pineapple.

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29 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

Don't forget the Vegemite and pineapple.

 

Never tried Vegemite but pineapple....NEVER!

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6 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

I appreciate the work you put into that so can we settle this lawsuit. How's 2 bottles of DelMonte ketchup sound?

DelMonte?! DelMonte?! Why I oughta…

 

Heinz or nothing! It’ll have to be 3 bottles. 24 ounce bottles. :lol:
 

psst…don’t tell anybody, but my favorite thing on hotdogs is ketchup and onions. B)

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16 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


And now you’re as far from Chicago as you can get?? 🤣

No, but I probably couldn't pass the physical to fly to the space station, Moon or Mars! :rolleyes:

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1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:

DelMonte?! DelMonte?! Why I oughta…

 

Heinz or nothing! It’ll have to be 3 bottles. 24 ounce bottles. :lol:
 

psst…don’t tell anybody, but my favorite thing on hotdogs is ketchup and onions. B)

I won’t buy Heinz because of Kerry’s wife ( I know they sold it but still) I guess I’ll see you in court and whomever serves those papers better be careful coming round here! It’s Delmonte and now I’m down to one bottle! 😳😂

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7 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Everyone knows....a hotdog needs to have Miracle Whip on it w/cheese.

 

Okay, I'm kidding (or not)....hot dogs need chili to make them truly delicious.

 

 

 

Now you’ve done it!

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1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

I won’t buy Heinz because of Kerry’s wife ( I know they sold it but still) I guess I’ll see you in court and whomever serves those papers better be careful coming round here! It’s Delmonte and now I’m down to one bottle! 😳😂

I didn’t care about Kerry’s wife when it belonged to her family. She had nothing to do with the real business of making Heinz products. 
I have tried every other ketchup available and to me the rest just ain’t right. There was a ketchup sold by Smart & Final under their brand name that was actually pretty good, but they screwed it up…probably put DelMonte in their bottles. :P

 

 

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1 minute ago, Pat Riot said:

I didn’t care about Kerry’s wife when it belonged to her family. She had nothing to do with the real business of making Heinz products. 
I have tried every other ketchup available and to me the rest just ain’t right. There was a ketchup sold by Smart & Final under their brand name that was actually pretty good, but they screwed it up…probably put DelMonte in their bottles. :P

 

 


I prefer Heinz mustard as well!  A little sharper than French’s and not as watery.

 

 

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