Today's riddle for seniors...Here is the situation:

[Buckshot Bear]

Today's riddle for seniors...Here is the situation:

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Think logically before you track down for the answer.












 










 

 

 

Quietly get off the merry-go-round and go home!

THEN   ......................have a beer or two!

[Sedalia Dave]

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

I got off the last merry-go-round about 55 years ago when my youngest kid lost interest in them.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Actually, I was gonna say......... 'shoot the elephant in the knee'

 

..........Widder

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

 

 

 

   ...... sounds like you already had a beer, or three, before you got on the merry-go-round.

[J-BAR #18287]

Wake up and go to the bathroom.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

Wake up and go to the bathroom.

 

  Funny you should say that ...... I just had to <blush>

[watab kid]

i might have three or four if i thought this was a serious situation , but then i rather like beer so might not take that situation for one or two , might only require a froiend to share with .....oh and a ceegar maybe , 

[J-BAR #18287]

My wife and I watched King Charles's coronation on TV.  About an hour into the ceremony, Charles was sitting on his throne, ceremonial cloak draped over his shoulders, crown on his head, scepter in one hand and jeweled sword in the other...

 

My missus said, "I wonder what he is thinking about at this moment?"

 

I said, "Well, he's an old guy, so he probably just wants to go pee."

 

It's hard to describe the look she gave me.

[watab kid]

actually the OP lost me at "your on a ghorse galloping......" that aint happening anymore , but ill have a beer and discuss it further if you like 

[Pat Riot]

The only horse I have ever galloped on was made of steel and it ate gasoline. Unless you want to count the horse that ran off with me on its back once when I was 8 years old. At first I was terrified then I was exhilarated and cheering. I guess that mean arsed horse didn’t like me having a good time so he stopped. Then I had to climb down and walk him back to the farm and the girls that owned him. It was quite a long walk.
The girls met me half way. It turns out they had a lot in common with that horse. They thought it was hilarious that I was terrified as it ran off but got all pizzy when they found out that I had a good time.