I'm coming out, I identify as Trans

[Buckshot Bear]

I'm coming out, I identify as Trans......

 

Transslender

 

 

[Pat Riot]

So, we can just call you a “Tranny” now?  

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Transslender..... that's funny.  If you were poor and started working for a bank, you

would be a Trans Lender.  

 

If I change my name to Richard, will that automatically make me Rich? $$$$$$$$$

 

..........Widder

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

15 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

So, we can just call you a “Tranny” now?  

 

That leads to the question of what kind of tranny.  Obviously non-binary, but is he an automatic, Three on the Tree, or a Four on the Floor?  18-Speed?

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

Oh my, that could get too confusing for me, fast!

A duplex tranny is bad enough, just two speeds in the secondary gearbox ...

... my father drove a triplex and made it look easy ...

... but he admitted that when he tried running a quad secondary gearbox, he got lost!

I one time told my paramedic partner I was considering one of them change kind of operations and she looked at me like I was full of it and she knew it.

Can't imagine why she looked at me that way.

I allowed as I was going to become a dolphin.

"A dolphin," she said skeptically.

"Oh ya," I said, sincerity and innocence all over my face.

"Think of the advantages," I pressed: "swim in warm tropical waters, perpetual smile, recreational sex, eat raw fish ..."

I paused and then added, "Three out of four ain't bad!"

That's when she gave me the nickname she called me until her death.

Flipper.

[Subdeacon Joe]

30 minutes ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

That's when she gave me the nickname she called me until her death.

Flipper.

 

 

Ooooo.....I think we've found a new one for those people...."Flippers!"  Either because they (tried to) flip from one sex to the other, or because they have obviously Flipped Out.

Back in the '70s one guy at the JC I went to had a shirt, "I'd kill Flipper for a tuna sandwich!"

[Pat Riot]

He’s “Grav-Enhance” Trans. 

 

Gravity Enhanced! Too short for his weight and proud! 

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

That leads to the question of what kind of tranny.  Obviously non-binary, but is he an automatic, Three on the Tree, or a Four on the Floor?  18-Speed?

Shiftless?

[Boggus Deal #64218]

Since we can be anything we want to be I guess I’m Trans rich, trans tall , trans handsome, trans young and trans nice. 
Well maybe not nice…

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Hey Flipper,

I wouldn't mind being a shark or whale or whatever..... because I like seafood a lot.

 

I know some girls that would make a good Grouper.

and of course, some are good Cougars.

 

..........Widder

 

[Texas Maverick]

2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Transslender..... that's funny.  If you were poor and started working for a bank, you

would be a Trans Lender.  

 

If I change my name to Richard, will that automatically make me Rich? $$$$$$$$$

 

..........Widder

 

Not with TW around with his hand out all the time.

 

TM

8 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

I'm coming out, I identify as Trans......

 

Transslender

 

 

I hope you told your wife this in private and not out in the public domain. LOL

 

TM

[PowderRiverCowboy]

2 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

So, we can just call you a “Tranny” now?  

 

Not that i use it anymore , but not on Facebook or IG .  In a car group I replied to a comment" I would suggest using a 700r4 tranny" instant 30 day ban

[Rip Snorter]

Is this what they mean by skirting an issue?

[Pat Riot]

1 hour ago, PowderRiverCowboy said:

 

Not that i use it anymore , but not on Facebook or IG .  In a car group I replied to a comment" I would suggest using a 700r4 tranny" instant 30 day ban

I worked at a public agency in Los Angeles just before retiring. 
We were constructing a rail shop (train repair shop)

One of the contractor’s truck transmissions went out while inside the facility. 
In talking with the contractors I said “Hey, if you like you can just get the work done in here. Just drop the tranny and get it taken care of.”

All of a sudden I here this screeching woman’s voice “What did you say?”

Long story short it was some effeminate a**tard PC b***-boy losing it’s mind over my statement. I have no idea why they were even there. 

I immediately went ballistic and yelled “A ‘tranny’ is a transmission you mindless twit! Now get the (blank) out of this shop area! It’s safety zone and I will have your a** in a disciplinary hearing before you can (bleeping) blink. NOW GET OUT IF HERE!”

Twitchy boy and friends took off like a shot and I never heard another word about it. 
 

Sh**! Now my BP is up. I gotta go. 

[John Kloehr]

I always wanted to be trans-wealthy but could never get enough money for the change.

[irish ike, SASS #43615]

As a weekend classic car mechanic I am now reluctant to tell someone I am working on my Tranny!

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

I thought about Trans Am once, but went with a Formula 400 Ram instead.

[Eyesa Horg]

2 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

I worked at a public agency in Los Angeles just before retiring. 
We were constructing a rail shop (train repair shop)

One of the contractor’s truck transmissions went out while inside the facility. 
In talking with the contractors I said “Hey, if you like you can just get the work done in here. Just drop the tranny and get it taken care of.”

All of a sudden I here this screeching woman’s voice “What did you say?”

Long story short it was some effeminate a**tard PC b***-boy losing it’s mind over my statement. I have no idea why they were even there. 

I immediately went ballistic and yelled “A ‘tranny’ is a transmission you mindless twit! Now get the (blank) out of this shop area! It’s safety zone and I will have your a** in a disciplinary hearing before you can (bleeping) blink. NOW GET OUT IF HERE!”

Twitchy boy and friends took off like a shot and I never heard another word about it. 
 

Sh**! Now my BP is up. I gotta go. 

Good thing ya didn't have to rig a snatch block to drop the tranny!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I wanna be transyoung.

[PowderRiverCowboy]

5 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

I wanna be transyoung.

You are sir just trapped in a older model body 

[Matthew Duncan]

I was trapped in a woman’s body for nine months before I came out.

[Rooster Ron Wayne]

On 2/18/2025 at 12:26 AM, Buckshot Bear said:

I'm coming out, I identify as Trans......

 

Transslender

 

 

You might have a problem when the wife comes home and catches you dressed all up in Her Cowgirl Gear 

[Eyesa Horg]

8 hours ago, Matthew Duncan said:

I was trapped in a woman’s body for nine months before I came out.

And then spend the rest of your life trying to get back in 

[Nickle]

I went black and came back. Now I go both ways.  Black and smokeless powder. 

[Smokin Gator SASS #29736]

Many years ago when I got divorced I  said it was because she said I was a hobosexual, a bum lay. I used the joke a few times and got some laughs. But a couple of times people who didn't get the joke corrected me. No, it's homosexual they explained.

[Buckshot Bear]

5 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

And then spend the rest of your life trying to get back in 

 

ROFLMAO!!!

[Pat Riot]

If I could afford it I would transition to wealthy.   

[John Kloehr]

I think most here, if they really open their hearts and are honest with themselves, are flaming ammo-sexuals.

[Buckshot Bear]

51 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

I think most here, if they really open their hearts and are honest with themselves, are flaming ammo-sexuals.

 

LOL...yes....get outta' the closet 🤣

[Rip Snorter]

Gun safe?  Wouldn't want to trigger anyone - hey, maybe a use for trigger locks!

[John Kloehr]

1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said:

Gun safe?  Wouldn't want to trigger anyone - hey, maybe a use for trigger locks!

I cleaned up a bit of my gun area today, must have a couple pounds of gun locks. My house doors are locked, my safe is locked, since any firearm not under my direct control is either behind at least one lock or on me, I have no use for a couple pounds of gun locks.

 

But one of them is cool. a trigger lock for a revolver. In blue paint. Nice patina, it saw use and I suspect even service for an officer. I assume this officer did not have a safe.