Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 16 Posted February 16 TW's just mad at me cause he owes me $$$ from our latest gun trade. He always says..... "I'll send you check". Funny how they always get lost in the mail. EDIT: he don't pay cause he poor..... dirt poor. His wife cooks a ham and ties a string to it so that TW and his daughter can atleast swallow it once. TW is so poor that he goes to KFC about twice a month just to stand outside and lick the customers fingers when they come out. ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted February 16 Author Posted February 16 Widder's so broke, he's got a little kid over in Ethiopia sponsoring him. If that wasn't bad enough, his dog jumped out of his truck window at a red light to stay with the homeless man holding the "will work for food" sign.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 16 Posted February 16 TW's 'whole family' was so poor when he was growing up, that his parents would give him a pair of pants for Christmas and cut a hole in one of the front pockets. That way, he had something to wear and something small to play with. EDIT: the Ethiopian kids name is Abdul Jefferson. ..........Widder
TN Mongo, SASS #61450 Posted February 16 Posted February 16 I heard TW state that Widder was so broke that he couldn't even pay attention.
Chantry Posted February 16 Posted February 16 Maybe we should give Widder and TW checkers and a checkerboard and have the them play the best of five games. That should keep them from posting here for a good five months or so. I thought about jacks, but they would probably both end up injured.
Texas Maverick Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Sounds like Widder and TW are so poor they can only afford each other. LOL TM
Tennessee williams Posted February 17 Author Posted February 17 Widder is so broke, his family could only afford to read the cook book recipes growing up. He's hard of hearing and almost starved to death. True story
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 17 Posted February 17 Yea..... we was poor. So poor that when Moma washed our clothes, she only washed our cloth. On my B'day, my dad gave me a picture of a cake. I had to chew on my tongue for dessert. If you could go around the world on a dime, I wouldn't have been able to get off the front porch. ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted February 17 Author Posted February 17 Widder aint even got the money to keep his Lamborghini filled up with gas. He can't afford cleaners for his 3rd house down in Florida. I don't usually tell this, but I heard he washes his dirty socks instead of just putting on new ones. Yep, he gets two wears out of them! If that don't make you feel sorry for him, I don't know what will.
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 17 Posted February 17 My parents were too poor for kids so the neighbors had us.
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 17 Posted February 17 I'd have gas money if 'Tight Wad' Williams paid me my $$$. He opened up his billfold the other day and ole George and Thomas 'Squinced' their eyeballs cause it had been forever since they've seen the light of day. He's so tight that Winchester once considered naming their 'Turkey' choke the 'Williams' choke. ..........Widder
Tennessee williams Posted February 17 Author Posted February 17 3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I'd have gas money if 'Tight Wad' Williams paid me my $$$. ..........Widder I said I'd pay you and I will. Aint no need in reminding me about it every 6 months.
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