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TW's just mad at me cause he owes me $$$ from our latest gun trade.

He always says..... "I'll send you check".    Funny how they always get lost in the mail.

 

EDIT: he don't pay cause he poor..... dirt poor.

His wife cooks a ham and ties a string to it so that TW and his daughter can atleast

swallow it once.

 

TW is so poor that he goes to KFC about twice a month just to stand outside and

lick the customers fingers when they come out.

 

..........Widder

 

Edited by Widder, SASS #59054
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   Widder's so broke, he's got a little kid over in Ethiopia sponsoring him.

   If that wasn't bad enough, his dog jumped out of his truck window at a red light to stay with the homeless man holding the "will work for food" sign.

 

    

 

 

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TW's 'whole family' was so poor when he was growing up, that his parents

would give him a pair of pants for Christmas and cut a hole in one of the front pockets.

That way, he had something to wear and something small to play with.   :o

 

EDIT: the Ethiopian kids name is Abdul Jefferson.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

Edited by Widder, SASS #59054
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Posted (edited)

Maybe we should give Widder and TW checkers and a checkerboard and have the them play the best of five games.  That should keep them from posting here for a good five months or so.  I thought about jacks, but they would probably both end up injured.

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Sounds like Widder and TW are so poor they can only afford each other. LOL

 

TM

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   Widder is so broke, his family could only afford to read the cook book recipes growing up. He's hard of hearing and almost starved to death. 

True story

 

    

 

 

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Yea..... we was poor.

So poor that when Moma washed our clothes, she only washed our cloth.

 

On my B'day, my dad gave me a picture of a cake.

 

I had to chew on my tongue for dessert.

 

If you could go around the world on a dime, I wouldn't have been able to get off the front porch.

 

..........Widder

 

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Widder aint even got the money to keep his Lamborghini filled up with gas.

He can't afford cleaners for his 3rd house down in Florida.

I don't usually tell this, but I heard he washes his dirty socks instead of just putting on new ones. Yep, he gets two wears out of them! If that don't make you feel sorry for him, I don't know what will.

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I'd have gas money if 'Tight Wad' Williams paid me my $$$.

 

He opened up his billfold the other day and ole George and Thomas 'Squinced' their eyeballs cause it had

been forever since they've seen the light of day.

 

He's so tight that Winchester once considered naming their 'Turkey' choke the 'Williams' choke.

 

..........Widder

 

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3 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I'd have gas money if 'Tight Wad' Williams paid me my $$$.

 

..........Widder

 

I said I'd pay you and I will. Aint no need in reminding me about it every 6 months.

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