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Dang! I was hoping for a good joke to start the day. :D

 

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Superbowl means...nothing to me. I don't watch traditional organized sports. 

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In my neck of the woods, Super Bowl means school districts take a vacation day today. 🤷‍♂️

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2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Non traditional sports? Wife carrying, f’r instance?

Leprechaun tossing

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5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Spring training starts this week.

 

So does auto racing, although it actually started a couple of weeks ago with the 24 hours of Daytona.

 

I'm looking forward to the upcoming MLB and racing season.

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The pole qualifying for the Daytona 500 is Wednesday, twin 150s on Thursday and the trucks and the Xfinity cars run this weekend too!

 

The NHRA Gator Nationals are March 6-8 and The Sebring 12 hour race is March 15th!!

 

 

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There’s a 50 yard .22 rimfire match this Saturday at my range. :D

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SUPER BOWL??  Really??  I was certain it was just Philadelphia running scrimmages against a poorly prepared High School Team.  Chiefs showed up too late in the game to be meaningful.

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48 minutes ago, PowderRiverCowboy said:

Super Bowl means…. Nothing , today someones city will wake up destroyed by "fans" that set such a great example for kids, cheering for a team that don't care if they woke up this morning.

My sentiments exactly. I've made no secret that I have no interest in watching sports. The rabid fandom of so many people about such things is one of the factors that drive me from it. My wife and I spent the day watching Youtube videos on the T.V. 

The only positive thing that I take from the game being over is that I don't have to hear about it for the next eleven months.

 

"Rowdy Eagles Fans Clash with Police, Destroy Property as Super Bowl Chaos Descends on Philly"

Story here:

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2025/02/09/watch-rowdy-eagles-fans-clash-with-police-destroy-property-as-super-bowl-chaos-descends-on-philly/

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Super Bowl means .....to me an absolutely stupid meaningless half time exhibition of noise that has no relationship to music. Yesterday was a prime example.

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Mar 27 first game in KC against Cleveland 4:00

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15 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Non traditional sports? Wife carrying, f’r instance?

I would say SASS qualifies as a non traditional organized sport. It SHOULD be traditional, as shooting has been a sport in this country LONG before anyone started tossing around dead pigs skins, but in today's world...

 

But hey, who doesn't like a good midget tossing event, amiright?

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Edit to add, one thing most people don't know is Super Bowl Sunday is treated like a holiday in Arizona state prison complexes, with early work stops for working inmates on open yards including early dinner take home sacks with hoagie subs, so all inmates can be back in front of their TVs to watch the game. Seriously.

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25 minutes ago, Dapper Dave said:

I would say SASS qualifies as a non traditional organized sport. It SHOULD be traditional, as shooting has been a sport in this country LONG before anyone started tossing around dead pigs skins, but in today's world...

 

But hey, who doesn't like a good midget tossing event, amiright?

Dwarf bowling!

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Turkey bowling. You set up 10 2L bottles of soda in a grocery store aisle, and slide a frozen turkey down the aisle trying to knock the bottles over.

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Turkey bowling. You set up 10 2L bottles of soda in a grocery store aisle, and slide a frozen turkey down the aisle trying to knock the bottles over.

A local news station does a similar thing. They use cans of soup and a frozen turkey. 

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5 hours ago, Alpo said:

Turkey bowling. You set up 10 2L bottles of soda in a grocery store aisle, and slide a frozen turkey down the aisle trying to knock the bottles over.

 

Is a Butterball turkey best for this sport or does the store brand have an advantage?

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All the turkeys used in the bowling event go to the food centers for the poor.

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3 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Is a Butterball turkey best for this sport or does the store brand have an advantage?

That's sort of like asking which is better for bowling - 17-lb ball or a 10-lb ball. Kind of depends on you and your size.

 

In my experience a Butterball tends to be a larger bird than the grocery store brand.

 

Now if these three gentlemen were participating,

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The two on the outside could probably handle a Butterball easily, while that runt in the middle would most likely do better with the smaller grocery store brand.

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3 hours ago, Alpo said:

That's sort of like asking which is better for bowling - 17-lb ball or a 10-lb ball. Kind of depends on you and your size.

 

In my experience a Butterball tends to be a larger bird than the grocery store brand.

 

Now if these three gentlemen were participating,

6ogGckQ4EVvfYWeyaj14hThlZZvUzo.jpg

The two on the outside could probably handle a Butterball easily, while that runt in the middle would most likely do better with the smaller grocery store brand.


I used to take a 10lb alley ball and sling it as hard as I could to see how many pins I could break!  I was a 285lb teenager with little body fat and could really blast those pins!

 

My regular ball was a 15lb AMF, but I liked seeing pins really fly!

 

Got banned from several alleys back then. 😜🤣

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5 hours ago, Alpo said:

That's sort of like asking which is better for bowling - 17-lb ball or a 10-lb ball. Kind of depends on you and your size.

 

In my experience a Butterball tends to be a larger bird than the grocery store brand.

 

Now if these three gentlemen were participating,

6ogGckQ4EVvfYWeyaj14hThlZZvUzo.jpg

The two on the outside could probably handle a Butterball easily, while that runt in the middle would most likely do better with the smaller grocery store brand.

 

Andre' and the other guy would just roll the runt!

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