That was funky

[Alpo]

I have one of those plug-in air freshers in the back bedroom. I may have it turned up a little high. It doesn't make it across the hall into my bedroom, but it goes down the hallway real good.

 

So I'm in my bedroom watching television. I got a frozen lasagna nuking in the kitchen. I go out to check on it. I walk out of my bedroom into air freshener. And as I walk down the hallway it changes.

 

At one end of the hallway, Glade cashmere woods. At the other end of the hallway, Stouffer's lasagna. But they meet in the middle. They mix. They meld. Cashmere garlic tomato.

[Buckshot Bear]

What about eu de cologne of dog farts? 

[watab kid]

ive got to give it to you - that would never have been a topic id have thought about , but now that you mentioned it im noticing the smells here , im going to refrain from comment till the dog fart suggestion goes away , 

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

3 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

What about eu de cologne of dog farts? 

 

Back in the college days, ol' Hank had an English bulldog, named Sir Wintrhrop Ralston, or just "Butch" to most of us.  That dawg was famouse for SBD's, 'specially when he was sleeping.  He could rapidly clear a room with nary a word said.  If he suddenly stood up and did a high-speed wobble toward the door, there would be a stampede past him - recognizing that "he who smelt it dealt it!" and we knew we were by seconds from a full olfactory frontal attack.  

[Sedalia Dave]

2 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

Back in the college days, ol' Hank had an English bulldog, named Sir Wintrhrop Ralston, or just "Butch" to most of us.  That dawg was famouse for SBD's, 'specially when he was sleeping.  He could rapidly clear a room with nary a word said.  If he suddenly stood up and did a high-speed wobble toward the door, there would be a stampede past him - recognizing that "he who smelt it dealt it!" and we knew we were by seconds from a full olfactory frontal attack.