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6 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

.....when I order I coffee I ask for it 'on almond'.

 

Yes....I am embarrassed 😁 

 

4 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

you should be.


No, you shouldn’t! Enjoy your coffee as you see fit. To heck with everyone else. ;)

If you want to have pansy Nancy-boy coffee that is your prerogative and your right to be the sissy that you are!

Can I get an Amen!?

 

Just bustin’ yer chops, Mate. ;)

 

One of my favorite flavored coffees is Chocolate Hazelnut. I don’t have them as often as I used to. I am down to one every 4 or 5 years or so…

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On almond? Do they give you a cup of coffee on an almond?🤪😂

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I ask for Farmer Brothers Medium Roast Arabica and add plain old granulated white sugar.  I don't ever drink any of the artsy-fartsy yuppy stuff.  I won't paybthe prices they ask for it and I don't like the atmosphere in their establishments.

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A real man, one comfortable and secure in his manhood, eats and drinks what he wants, when he wants, unconcerned and unphased by what others think of it. 

As with Mr. Miles, I'm confused by the term "on almond."  Is that an almond-flavored coffee?  With almond milk?  With almond syrup?

 

 

 

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35 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

A real man, one comfortable and secure in his manhood, eats and drinks what he wants, when he wants, unconcerned and unphased by what others think of it. 

He also unapologetically beats his chest, stomps his feet, belches, and farts when and where he pleases.

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Ah boys....here's the backstory.......spilling the tea!

When you order coffee??" Like ONCE yesterday!!!!  😀

Bear NEVER goes into order takeaway coffees, yesterday he had to, after asking me 20 times in the car "is this what I have to ask for - Two large flat whites on almond"??? and me replying "Yes hon".

Bear comes out to the car holding two coffees and first thing he says "Jeez that was embarrassing" 😃

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Posted
17 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

 


No, you shouldn’t! Enjoy your coffee as you see fit. To heck with everyone else. ;)

If you want to have pansy Nancy-boy coffee that is your prerogative and your right to be the sissy that you are!

Can I get an Amen!?

 

Just bustin’ yer chops, Mate. ;)

 

One of my favorite flavored coffees is Chocolate Hazelnut. I don’t have them as often as I used to. I am down to one every 4 or 5 years or so…

Don't believe him ..that's a big fib:P

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There's a Gloria Jean's coffee shop at the mall. I meet a couple friends there a couple times a week. I always order a reg House blend black a,d they have a pitcher of cream on the side table and I add a little there. They have so many choices it's mind boggling!

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On 2/9/2025 at 8:19 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

He also unapologetically beats his chest, stomps his feet, belches, and farts when and where he pleases.

And thinks nothing about wearing a pink shirt with a tie......

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2 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

There's a Gloria Jean's coffee shop at the mall. I meet a couple friends there a couple times a week. I always order a reg House blend black a,d they have a pitcher of cream on the side table and I add a little there. They have so many choices it's mind boggling!

Gloria Jean’s is still in business? I thought they disappeared years ago. 
They used to have a shop in a mall near me. They had the best chocolate hazelnut coffee. I drank it occasionally, but my wife loved it. 
One day all their coffees were replaced with more bitter roasts and we were told the business was going under then it disappeared. Not just from our area but the west coast. I assumed they went out of business. 
This was 1991 or 92. 
 

Glad to hear they are still in business. 

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2 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

Gloria Jean’s is still in business? I thought they disappeared years ago. 
They used to have a shop in a mall near me. They had the best chocolate hazelnut coffee. I drank it occasionally, but my wife loved it. 
One day all their coffees were replaced with more bitter roasts and we were told the business was going under then it disappeared. Not just from our area but the west coast. I assumed they went out of business. 
This was 1991 or 92. 
 

Glad to hear they are still in business. 

Using their store locator, it looks like ten stores along the east coast and ten around the upper Mississippi.  I remember them from the highway rest areas.

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2 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Using their store locator, it looks like ten stores along the east coast and ten around the upper Mississippi.  I remember them from the highway rest areas.

Thank you. I think they shut down on the west coast due to Starbucks et al

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I'm still waiting for Bear to translate "on almond" into American.

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14 hours ago, Jenorado said:

Two large flat whites on almond"???

 

 

Please translate to Ameriglish from Australese.

 

"Flat white?"

 

"On almond?"

 

To me that would be coffee with cream and an almond biscotti in it.  Sort of. 

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That is what I understand a flat white is - coffee with cream. Or milk.

 

Trying to figure this out myself from the all-knowing internet and I came up with coffee with some almond flavoring put in it. And they said you could use almond milk also which would give you a nice nutty taste.

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10 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I came up with coffee with some almond flavoring put in it.

 

Yep.  But is it a flavored coffee  that you brew?  Brewed coffee to which you have added almond extract or almond syrup?  Brewed coffee with almond creamer?

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Please translate to Ameriglish from Australese.

 

"Flat white?"

 

"On almond?"

 

To me that would be coffee with cream and an almond biscotti in it.  Sort of. 

 

 

  ...... well, I can't help you, .......

        .... my preference is "International Roast" instant coffee with milk and sugar ..... 🙃

 

 

                 .......... and coffee shoppes hate me when I ask for it .......  😇

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Please translate to Ameriglish from Australese.

 

"Flat white?"

 

"On almond?"

 

To me that would be coffee with cream and an almond biscotti in it.  Sort of. 

 

 

With almond milk .....whatever the hell that is!

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Ya must need tweezers to milk an almond. I'll stick with Half & Half!

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3 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Ya must need tweezers to milk an almond. I'll stick with Half & Half!

 

 

Ya know,  "almond milk" has been around and,  allowing for changes in spelling as the English language evolved, has been called almond milk since the 1200s.

 

 

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An article about Almond Milk

 

Even Butter Substitute from Almond Milk. 

 

7. Botere of almand melk. Tak þikke almound melk & boyle it, & as it boyleth cast yn a litel wyn or vynegre, & þan do it on a caneuas & lat þe whey renne out. & þan gadere it vp with þyn hondes & hang it vp a myle wey, & ley it after in cold water, & serue it forth.  (See link for translationfrom MiddleEnglish)

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That was interesting!

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My wife drank almond milk when she was in her kidney cancer therapy.  Apparently the lack of calcium is better for you. I still drink it occasionally.

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AMEN , enjoy it as you see fit , life is short we must enjoy the few things we indulge in the way we like them , ill take mine black and strong thank you 

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It should be called Almond Juice! It’s not milk!🙄

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6 hours ago, watab kid said:

AMEN , enjoy it as you see fit , life is short we must enjoy the few things we indulge in the way we like them , ill take mine black and strong thank you 

At first I thought you were talking about almond milk. :lol:
 

And I will take the same…strong and black. :)

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Well this thread has convinced me that I will not divulge what 'hot cuppa I like ...but it ain't coffee...oh heck hear goes .....my go to cuppa is   ....................................................Chai latte    & I do like that  African tea  ROOIBOS, black with a dash of honey.

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29 minutes ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said:

Well this thread has convinced me that I will not divulge what 'hot cuppa I like ...but it ain't coffee...oh heck hear goes .....my go to cuppa is   ....................................................Chai latte    & I do like that  African tea  ROOIBOS, black with a dash of honey.

 

You and I PM would look like a couple of 'friendly guys' hint hint if we went in and ordered together 😁

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On 2/10/2025 at 3:40 PM, Buckshot Bear said:

 

 

With almond milk .....whatever the hell that is!

 

13 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

It should be called Almond Juice! It’s not milk!🙄

 

 

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