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That's funny! We had a homicide on the news recently where the deceased was found with a gun shot to the head. " The coroner was unable to determine the cause of death"!

Huh, how about a gun shot to the head!?!?

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6 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

That's funny! We had a homicide on the news recently where the deceased was found with a gun shot to the head. " The coroner was unable to determine the cause of death"!

Huh, how about a gun shot to the head!?!?

Conceivable that he was shot after death or that the gun shot was not fatal (hey, it happens).

 

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I heard a story one time about a guy that committed suicide by jumping off the roof and as he was going by this one window the woman in there was shooting at her boyfriend and missed him and the bullet went out the window and hit the jumper.

 

Don't know if it's true. Don't remember where I heard it. But it's a good story.

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Speaking of jumpers. This was a TV show. I remember where I heard this.

 

The guy is all depressed and he's going to jump off the roof of this 18-story building. And this other guy is up there trying to talk him out of it. But the jumper cannot be swayed - he is going to jump. And the other guy says, "Well, could you at least come over to this side? You see you're right over the front door. You jump from there you're going to squish four or five customers. And you're a nice guy right? You don't want to hurt other people. Come around here to the freight entrance. Ain't nobody there this time of night."

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Coroner’s report from Mad Max:

 

” ‘E got jumped by Mr. Dead!”

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