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From the Sonoma County Sheriff FB page
 

Deputies arrest a man for possessing drugs and a handgun.

On January 20, 2025, Deputies conducted a probation search in the 1000 block of Bellevue Avenue. Once inside the house, deputies contacted Robert Penister, 51, of Santa Rosa, and detained him inside a bedroom. Penister is on Post-Release Community Supervision (PRCS), a form of supervision for inmates released from the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR) to county probation after serving a felony term. The deputies searched the area where they contacted Penister and found a loaded firearm. The deputies also found suspected methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia in the bedroom.

Penister was arrested for the following: felon in possession of a firearm and ammunition, possession of a controlled substance while armed, having two prior drug convictions, and a PRCS warrant.

As of now, Penister is still in custody on a no-bail hold. 
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I wonder how long this paragon had been out before he obtained this high quality firearm.
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You mean they arrest people in California?  Oh, wait - firearm.

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Sufferin’ from the DUMBA$$!

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I can see it now…(queue wavy lines)


Penister: I need a gun

Dude: Whatchoo got?
Penister: I got two 8-balls of meth and $57.

Dude: (hands our hero a pistol)

Penister: Dude, this thing’s a piece of junk!

Dude: That’s all you get for that amount in trade.

Penister: Throw in some ammo!

Dude: All right Fife, here’s you a bullet! Now take it and get out!

Penister: But Dude! One bullet?

Dude: That one’s a special bullet and it’s all you need. Trust me…It’s truly special. 
Penister: C’mon Man…dis is bull $#*%! Why is it special?

Dude: It’s so special they gave it its own name. It’s called a “Cartridge”. (Flashes huge grin)

Penister: A “cartridge”…Wow! I have never heard of these. This is sick, man! I’ll take it. 
 

Months later…

 

Penister: But it’s just one bullet! I shouldn’t get 5 extra years for that!

ADA: You bragged to the police about having “a special bullet called a cartridge”. A bullet would have added no time to your sentence, but a “cartridge? Well now, that’s special…Barney Fife.

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