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Congratulations 🎈🎉 

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Congratulations 👏 

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I remember when my grandsons were that size ... new parents and my wife went to get groceries, I stayed home with my week-and-a-half old grandson.

They got home as I was finishing up changing his diaper.

My Mama, rest her skinny, red headed soul, was truly a gifted and talented sort, as are mothers in general -- she could change a diaper on an ironing board (I'm convinced she could change a diaper on the narrow edge of a two-by-four!) -- but I'm not a mother.

I'm a paranoid granddaddy.

They found Joshua on his back, on the floor, me on my knees, sliding the clean diaper in under his clean, powdered backside.

My wife and daughter looked at me like I had a fish stuck in my ear and asked why I was changing him on the living room rug.

I r'ared up on my Prayer Bones and declared stoutly, "HE CAN'T FALL OFF THE FLOOR!"

The new father nodded thoughtfully and told me later he agreed with my procedure!

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Congrats and may God bless!

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Congrats! 

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Congratulations, Great Grand Pappy :)

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