Alpo Posted January 21 Posted January 21 I don't know which one of you Yankees did this. And when I find out - boy are you going to get it. Cold wet white stuff is falling out of the sky at my house. COLD WET WHITE STUFF!! FALLING OUT OF THE SKY!!! AT MY HOUSE!!!!! This is Florida dammit. That ain't supposed to happen. 1 7 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 21 Posted January 21 And you’re blaming Yankees? Florida is sucking all the cold air out of the north. 1 Quote
Alpo Posted January 21 Author Posted January 21 Yes I'm blaming Yankees. Somebody up there left their damn door open, and the cold air got out. And everybody knows that heat rises. Cold air SINKS. So as soon as it got outside the door it started going down. Towards the South. 3 Quote
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 21 Posted January 21 It probably hitched a ride with some of those “snowbird” Yankees that wander down there every winter!! 🤣 1 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 21 Posted January 21 You can trust a Yankee with your Children and pets. You can trust a Yankee to be a pretty good shooter. And you can trust a Yankee not to feed your pet alligator. BUT....... ya can't trust a Yankee to 'watch your beer' and you surely can't trust a Yankee to keep that dang white stuff in their own back yard. ..........Widder (sometimes, we get that Yankee curse down here in TN) 1 2 2 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted January 21 Posted January 21 Did you miss the thread about the Winter storm? Or were you laughing about it 'cause you thought it wouldn't get you? BTW, it's in the 60s here in Arizona. 2 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted January 22 Posted January 22 I’m not a Yankee I’m a Cleveland Indians fan ( ok Guardians) I hate the Yankees!!! 1 4 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted January 22 Posted January 22 It could be worse...could be a hurricane. At least the snow will melt, it'll warm up and you still have power! Quote
Calamity Kris Posted January 22 Posted January 22 At least with your weather, folks are too scared to get on the road. It took me better part of two hours to make a 20 minute drive home because the idjits forgot how to drive in the wet...... 4 3 1 Quote
Alpo Posted January 22 Author Posted January 22 35 minutes ago, Calamity Kris said: At least with your weather, folks are too scared to get on the road. It took me better part of two hours to make a 20 minute drive home because the idjits forgot how to drive in the wet...... Just received an official text from the county. Roads and bridges are closed to everything except emergency vehicles. I was just out taking the dog for a drain, and in the street it came up over my ankles. That's pretty deep. That's pretty deep for us, anyway. 1 2 Quote
DeaconKC Posted January 22 Posted January 22 6 minutes ago, Alpo said: I was just out taking the dog for a drain, and in the street it came up over my ankles. That's pretty deep. That's pretty deep for us, anyway. That dog must have quite a bladder! 6 Quote
Alpo Posted January 22 Author Posted January 22 Who wasn't just that it was all the melted snow. And when you pour hot water on snow it turns into water. 3 Quote
watab kid Posted January 22 Posted January 22 not so sure how yall got so lucky , thats normally us here Quote
Alpo Posted January 22 Author Posted January 22 Dang Deacon. I'm glad you thought that was funny. Because otto messed with it so much, I can't even tell what I originally wrote. 5 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Fill up a small, clear jar with snow. Take a picture of it. Then put it on Ebay as Authentic Florida Snow From Historic Snowstorm of 2025. Then just fill up jars with water and ship 'em out! Probably get $10 a jar + shipping. 1 4 Quote
Pat Riot Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Alpo, you could make some extra money on the side. 1 4 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 22 Posted January 22 You’d better have scarf, carrot, etc, ready. Quote
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted January 22 Posted January 22 It is currently 10 degrees F in Middle Tennessee, too cold to snow. We dont like it. Imis Quote
Henry T Harrison Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Here in yankee land (north west Pa) it’s a balmy -15 today 2 1 1 Quote
Uncle Ethan # 94321 Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Maybe the snow was looking to retire there. 3 Quote
PowderRiverCowboy Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Wait until you actually have to shovel LOL at -11 with 40 mph winds . We sent this so you could experience it and inspect each snow flake for being different , let us know when you are done with those and we will send the next batch 3 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted January 22 Posted January 22 I recently read that a snowflake takes an hour to fall to the ground as they only fall at 1.5mph. Quote
bgavin Posted January 22 Posted January 22 It is 64 and sunny here today. I figure it is SO cold in Florida now, the club girls have to put on their long beads. Seriously, I do hope your citrus crops survive. This bit of Canadian cold weather will pass, but citrus damage doesn't. 1 1 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted January 22 Posted January 22 9 minutes ago, bgavin said: It is 64 and sunny here today. I figure it is SO cold in Florida now, the club girls have to put on their long beads. Seriously, I do hope your citrus crops survive. This bit of Canadian cold weather will pass, but citrus damage doesn't. Actually, cold weather will make citrus taste sweeter so long as it doesn't experience freezing weather. I've heard that all of my life but really wouldn't know as I'm not a citrus product lover. Quote
Cypress Sun Posted January 22 Posted January 22 14 minutes ago, bgavin said: It is 64 and sunny here today. I figure it is SO cold in Florida now, the club girls have to put on their long beads. Seriously, I do hope your citrus crops survive. This bit of Canadian cold weather will pass, but citrus damage doesn't. It's so cold here, the teenager girls actually are having their jeans patched up. 9 Quote
Calamity Kris Posted January 22 Posted January 22 6 hours ago, Sixgun Seamus said: Little bit before 7am Leaving my office for a Dr. appointment this afternoon in Central Florida. With the wind chill, it was 36 degrees. Quote
PowderRiverCowboy Posted January 22 Posted January 22 5 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: Actually, cold weather will make citrus taste sweeter so long as it doesn't experience freezing weather. I've heard that all of my life but really wouldn't know as I'm not a citrus product lover. I dont much but when I do its usually mixed with Tequila 2 Quote
Alpo Posted January 22 Author Posted January 22 My house is on the south side of the street. The sun is in the southern sky. That means that the house across the street had all the snow in his yard melted. But my house cast a shadow on the yard and I still have four inches of snow. I went out with a shovel and I busted up the ice on my driveway, in front of my front door. Scooped it up and threw it out in the yard. Shoveled a pathway to dry drive. And I could actually walk without falling down. But trying to walk on that inch and a half sheet of ice - boy howdy that wasn't fun. 1 Quote
PowderRiverCowboy Posted January 23 Posted January 23 (edited) 14 hours ago, Alpo said: My house is on the south side of the street. The sun is in the southern sky. That means that the house across the street had all the snow in his yard melted. But my house cast a shadow on the yard and I still have four inches of snow. I went out with a shovel and I busted up the ice on my driveway, in front of my front door. Scooped it up and threw it out in the yard. Shoveled a pathway to dry drive. And I could actually walk without falling down. But trying to walk on that inch and a half sheet of ice - boy howdy that wasn't fun. LOL Four inches huh welcome to Wyoming this is the Interstate Edited January 23 by PowderRiverCowboy 3 1 Quote
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 23 Posted January 23 (edited) That do look familiar PowderRiverCo wboy *Name supposed t look that way? Edited January 23 by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 2 Quote
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 23 Posted January 23 I stay in TROUBLE ain't gotta look for it IT finds me Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Snow has been real mild this year here. By now I usually have the town plower come in with the wing plow to push the bank back along my driveway. This year, right now, I only have an 8 inch high bank! Couple months to go though!! Quote
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