Knife made of poop

[Alpo]

In the 50s an archaeologist published a story. An old Eskimo man, whose children had taken all his tools away and we're trying to get him to move into town with them, pooped on the ice, then used the frozen poop to make a knife. Killed one of his dogs, butchered it out and using the dog's bones as a sled and the dog's hide to make a harness, hitched up the rest of the dogs and away he went.

 

This story was now tested. Could you possibly make a knife out of frozen poop?

 

https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/09/knives-made-of-frozen-feces-dont-make-the-cut-disproving-well-known-legend/

 

Science says no.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I could have saved the cost of the research.

[Dantankerous]

Why?

 

Just why?

 

And what about the Strange People thread? 😀

 

 

[Pat Riot]

Talk about a s**t story…

[Rye Miles #13621]

I wouldn’t want to be carrying it when it defrosted!🙄

[Will Kane]

[Blackwater 53393]

This was some dumb s#!+!

[Cypress Sun]

And here I thought I knew why a turd was tapered at one end.

 

 

[John Kloehr]

27 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

And here I thought I knew why a turd was tapered at one end.

Main thing to remember is it does not have a clean end.

 

On edit: This thread is going down the toilet. 

[Three Foot Johnson]

Well, crap. 

[Rye Miles #13621]

I think it’s time we flush this thread!😂

[Rip Snorter]

Is that a wipe out? or a flush?

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

I'm starting to get p***ed off at the whole bunch of ya. Some of ya seem to have diarrhea of the fingers.

[Rip Snorter]

Stool pigeon!

[Subdeacon Joe]

I was expecting to see a knife knapped from a coprolite.