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6 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

This may contain: an old man with a quote on his arm saying how to offend 5 fan bases with one meme use the force harry winter is coming

I only recognize four. What is "winter is coming"? Game of thrones? Cuz I've never watched any of that.

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14 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I only recognize four. What is "winter is coming"? Game of thrones? Cuz I've never watched any of that.

 

Yep GoT

Posted
9 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

One. Because there's no bones in ice cream.

I thought it was a hot dog this color (holding hands two feet apart).

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Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, Alpo said:

I only recognize four. What is "winter is coming"? Game of thrones? Cuz I've never watched any of that.

I only had three, took a while to remember Gandalf was not in Harry Potter. Never watched even an episode of GoT so other than thinking it was something I did not know, I had no idea what it was.

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Otto thinks it is Gandolf...
Posted
3 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

I thought it was a hot dog this color (holding hands two feet apart).

But hamsters don't like gravy with their tires.

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Posted
16 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

This may contain: the text reads if 120 was a math problem, if you're walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bicycle loses a sock, how much gravy will you need to repair


Actually, the andwer is, “A one legged rooster can kick a telephone pole if he’s wearing tennis shoes!”

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I'm sorry. Is the rooster wearing tennis shoes (we are not even going to get into why a one-legged rooster is wearing more than one shoe), or is the Polish gentleman that works for the telephone company wearing the tennis shoes?

 

You need to be precise.

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Posted
20 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

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It damn sure isn't.

 

 Four days after I got my Life Alert gizmo I fell and busted myself up something awful.

 

I wasn't used to having this thing around....so it was at the other end of the house.  I did it the old fashioned way: I crawled painfully to the phone and dialed 911.

 

Since then I've used the LA system six times.  It saved my life once.

 

I do a system check on all four units every month.

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