just the thing

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

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[Alpo]

6 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

I only recognize four. What is "winter is coming"? Game of thrones? Cuz I've never watched any of that.

[Sedalia Dave]

14 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I only recognize four. What is "winter is coming"? Game of thrones? Cuz I've never watched any of that.

 

Yep GoT

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

5 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

One. Because there's no bones in ice cream.

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[Pat Riot]

 

 

I’m hoping this matches the theme of this thread. 

[Pat Riot]

[John Kloehr]

9 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

One. Because there's no bones in ice cream.

I thought it was a hot dog this color (holding hands two feet apart).

[John Kloehr]

10 hours ago, Alpo said:

I only recognize four. What is "winter is coming"? Game of thrones? Cuz I've never watched any of that.

I only had three, took a while to remember Gandalf was not in Harry Potter. Never watched even an episode of GoT so other than thinking it was something I did not know, I had no idea what it was.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 minute ago, John Kloehr said:

I thought it was a hot dog this color (holding hands two feet apart).

No, that's why it only takes one pancake to shingle a doghouse.

[Eyesa Horg]

3 minutes ago, John Kloehr said:

I thought it was a hot dog this color (holding hands two feet apart).

But hamsters don't like gravy with their tires.

[Alpo]

I hate word problems.

[John Kloehr]

57 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I hate word problems.

 

 

[Blackwater 53393]

16 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

Actually, the andwer is, “A one legged rooster can kick a telephone pole if he’s wearing tennis shoes!”

[Alpo]

I'm sorry. Is the rooster wearing tennis shoes (we are not even going to get into why a one-legged rooster is wearing more than one shoe), or is the Polish gentleman that works for the telephone company wearing the tennis shoes?

 

You need to be precise.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

13 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

One. Because there's no bones in ice cream.

Correct answer is blue morning dust.

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[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

14 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

My last birthday I turned 41....again.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

20 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

It damn sure isn't.

 

 Four days after I got my Life Alert gizmo I fell and busted myself up something awful.

 

I wasn't used to having this thing around....so it was at the other end of the house.  I did it the old fashioned way: I crawled painfully to the phone and dialed 911.

 

Since then I've used the LA system six times.  It saved my life once.

 

I do a system check on all four units every month.