Jaguar Car Ad

[Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933]

In case you are a car enthusiast and have not seen the new Jaguar ad here is a parody of the ad that shows some of the actual ad.  No cars in the ad just weird people.  Looks like the new CEO of Jaguar just sank the company.

 

 

[Rye Miles #13621]

A car commercial with no car how genius!!! 😂😂😂😂

 

I seen the real commercial, what the h**l are they thinking? Are they trying to outdo Bud Light? Well congratulations you did!’

[Cypress Sun]

I don't know why anyone buys one of those POS's anyway. 

 

If I wanted a vehicle that is notorious for electrical problems, I'd buy on old Triumph or a Jeep.

[Stump Water]

25 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

I don't know why anyone buys one of those POS's anyway. 

 

Agree. 

 

Like Volvo's, they have two conditions... brand new and broke down.

Edited December 1, 2024 by Stump Water

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967]

Yup.  Thassit.    

[Blackwater 53393]

Number one question at the track: “Where’s your Jag?”

 

Number one answer to this question: “In the shop!”

[bgavin]

In the shop in the stall next to the Mini Cooper.
Thanks for the laugh.

[Calamity Kris]

Where's the barfing emogee........ 🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢 🤮🤢

[Pat Riot]

19 minutes ago, Calamity Kris said:

Where's the barfing emogee........ 🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢 🤮🤢

Barf Morse Code for “CAR SUCKS” 

[Boggus Deal #64218]

I understand that had more DEI departments than engineers….

[Burt Blade, #25657]

"Draguar"

[Blackwater 53393]

Square grapes and football bats?? 🙄 

[Dilli GaHoot Galoot]

9 hours ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said:

Looks like the new CEO of Jaguar just sank the company.

Historically companies that try this style of advertising have been sinking for a good, long while and "going woke" is little more than a cynical Hail Mary attempt to find new customers 

[Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933]

Bud Light was not sinking.  Just dumb leftist senior employees.  Kinda like the senior vice president of Disney that claimed her two kids were gay and trans and that all Disney product would have some "queer" in it.  Unfortunately it is not just sinking companies.  Walmart tried it and they are not sinking.  They just canned their DEI division.

[Dilli GaHoot Galoot]

9 minutes ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said:

Bud Light was not sinking.

 

 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/dontse/2023/07/24/modelo-extends-its-lead-over-bud-light-and-budweiser-in-the-us/

 

https://www.earnestanalytics.com/insights/all-posts/shrinking-beer-market-ahead-of-super-bowl

[Dilli GaHoot Galoot]

 

 

 

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a62716329/future-of-jaguar/

[DeaconKC]

A sad end to a famous marque.

[watab kid]

whatever jag is selling now that they are not pushing cars im not buying - yes i saw the ad , hard to miss it 

[Dilli GaHoot Galoot]

4 hours ago, watab kid said:

whatever jag is selling now that they are not pushing cars im not buying - yes i saw the ad , hard to miss it 

 

This is the part that really grinds my gears.  When a company has a product that stops selling (be it razors, beer, cars or whatever) and they don't ask themselves WHY it stopped selling and work to make a better product that people will want to buy again but instead decide to toss their previous customers to the side and market to "the woke crowd"(sic) it shows me that they never really cared about their customers, and only saw them as a revenue source to be drained dry and discarded 

[watab kid]

48 minutes ago, Dilli GaHoot Galoot said:

 

This is the part that really grinds my gears.  When a company has a product that stops selling (be it razors, beer, cars or whatever) and they don't ask themselves WHY it stopped selling and work to make a better product that people will want to buy again but instead decide to toss their previous customers to the side and market to "the woke crowd"(sic) it shows me that they never really cared about their customers, and only saw them as a revenue source to be drained dry and discarded 

i think someone there is making a statement funded by the company - not sure why the company ever approved such a statement but it happened just the same , i would think the "company" would want to sell their products but alas it seems some dont , bud lght adjusted their thinking - so have may other major corps recently , im not sure if its the election or a new trebnd back to basics - we shall see , i do think the public is fed up with the force feeding of stuff we dont want to swallow , we have kept our mouths shut a long time 

 

none of us want to persecute nor shun those with different ideas - more like live and let live , but please dont stuff your stuff in our face it does not endear you nor dose it win us over , we are tolerant , but do not accept this as a norm - it is not what we want our kids taught nor  what we want to watch on  our holiday TV events . we want our parades to be dree of protests and we want to enjoy our time off at holidays , stuff your social rights up your arse , or share it at your own family gettogethers' , leave us out of it , and if the media thinks they ae being deprived they need to look at their own agenda careful  they might find themselves irrelevant VERY SOON 

 

fixed a couple typos 

Edited December 2, 2024 by watab kid

[bgavin]

18 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

Where's the barfing emogee........

[Horace Patootie, SASS #35798]

Way back, when Jaguar WAS Jaguar, we knew two brothers who were doctors. They both had Jaguars. One was an XKE which was my favorite Jag. The other was a XJ6 which was nice also. The XKE was frequently in a local shop for tuning. But what a beautiful car.

Horace

[Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933]

As is typical with Bud Light, Disney and others, the Director of Jaguar defended the ad by attacking those who do not like it as being intolerant.

 

 

 

In a recent interview with the Financial Times, Jaguar Land Rover managing director Rawdon Glover defended the brand relaunch and denied the ad was meant to send a “woke” message.

 

While Glover praised the attention around the campaign as “very positive,” he said he was disappointed by the “level of vile hatred and intolerance” shown by social media commentators towards the models in the video.

 

He claimed the ad’s message had been lost “in a blaze of intolerance.”

[Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life]

I'll never buy any car manufactured across the POND east of New York. Other than VW, parts are impossible to get and cost a lot more than they should. 

[T.K.]

As they say: GO WOKE, GO BROKE!

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

22 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

Where's the barfing emogee........ 🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢  🤮🤢 🤮🤢

 

Here Ya Go!

[Burt Blade, #25657]

I was looking to buy a fun-to-drive medium SUV. The F-Pace I test drove was that.

 

When I heard they were dumping all internal combustion engine production for electrics, I realized they were corporately insane, and crossed them off my list. Just a matter of time before they either did something epic stupid, or just end support for prior-bought ICE vehicles. "Because".

 

Wound up with a something quite fun, and made here.

 

And then I saw the abomination that Jag now plans to push. What I now dub the Gay-Type. It's something you expect to be driven by the Pink Panther's less successful idiot cousin.

 

 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 12/2/2024 at 7:58 AM, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said:

As is typical with Bud Light, Disney and others, the Director of Jaguar defended the ad by attacking those who do not like it as being intolerant.

 

 

 

 

In a recent interview with the Financial Times, Jaguar Land Rover managing director Rawdon Glover defended the brand relaunch and denied the ad was meant to send a “woke” message.

 

While Glover praised the attention around the campaign as “very positive,” he said he was disappointed by the “level of vile hatred and intolerance” shown by social media commentators towards the models in the video.

 

He claimed the ad’s message had been lost “in a blaze of intolerance.”

Damned right I'm intolerant!  

 

I don't put up with idiots, communists, racists, elitists.,the "I know better than you do" crowd, most politicians, and people who are too stupid or lazy to find out the truth because the talking heads on TV do their thinking for them.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

8 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Damned right I'm intolerant!  

 

I don't put up with idiots, communists, racists, elitists.,the "I know better than you do" crowd, most politicians, and people who are too stupid or lazy to find out the truth because the talking heads on TV do their thinking for them.

 

       ......... those "talking heads" on tv,  ........ who does the thinking for them ? 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Very rich people who want to take over the whole planet... and screaming idiots who think they are smarter than anyone else with no evidence that that is so.  

 

Quite often they are the same people, and way too often they have been elected to some government office, from President clear down to HOA and Neighborhood Watch people.

 

Follow the money and you'll find them.