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Stupid question. Of course he is.

 

However, what brought up my query is something he said the other day. He said he had some ice cream that he was going to eat before it melted. I thought for sure I mis-heard him, but he repeated it. I did some vestigatin' and sure enough theys other people talking about this ice cream that "melts". Why in the world they'd get that kind, I don't know. They have to get bowls instead of plates. That aint all neither. They can't eat it with a fork! I aint never had any ice cream that melts and I'm against any that does. Them people's foolish.

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HEADS UP, Y’ALL!

 

TW’s off his meds again!!

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TW eats his ice cream so fast it has no time to melt…or so I’ve heard. 
Why I heard that the only thing that melts is his spork (one of those funky spoons with little bitty fork times one it) He goes so fast his stainless steel NASA designed utensils just get so hot they melt! And that ice cream is gone so fast it doesn’t stand a chance of meting. It’s simply amazing. :P

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1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Grew 'em in his own back yard.

TW's theme song

 

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Now boys, this IS a true story.   I dont make this stuff up.

 

Last year, TW, Curly Bill Kelly and meowndangself, was sitting at a table in the Dairy Queen, munching on 

a cold treat.   Of course, TW had a nanner split.

 

Now get this picture:  TW had a big spoon in one hand and cup of water in the other hand.

Someone walked by him and a little of their ice cream cone dropped off and landed right on top of TW's head.

He never dropped his spoon nor his cup of water,  but Curly Bill and I witnessed TW trying to slap his brains out

with his tongue trying to get that drop of ice cream on his head.

 

My guess is that TW has never seen ice cream actually melt.   

He actually believes that 'Soft Ice Cream' was made without testosterone..... :)

 

..........Widder

 

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3 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Grew 'em in his own back yard.

Never mind what he's growing in the backyard!

Have a look at what he's growing in the basement!!!

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13 hours ago, PowderRiverCowboy said:

How did Alpo get your log in ?

 

It's easy.  

 

You open the spark screen, pick the log up, lean over and lay itgently on the grate, back up and stand up, close the screen  and smile at your newly acquired skill.

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1 minute ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

It's easy.  

 

You open the spark screen, pick the log up, lean over and lay itgently on the grate, back up and stand up, close the screen  and smile at your newly acquired skill.

 

40,

some folks just need good, simple instructions.    I hope he stays warm this winter.

 

..........Widder

 

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2 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said:

I had lunch with TW last weekend, he seemed normal at the time ( I know, I know)

 

Imis

 

He must have thought you were buying!   :)

 

..........Widder

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16 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

Stupid question. Of course he is.

 

However, what brought up my query is something he said the other day. He said he had some ice cream that he was going to eat before it melted. I thought for sure I mis-heard him, but he repeated it. I did some vestigatin' and sure enough theys other people talking about this ice cream that "melts". Why in the world they'd get that kind, I don't know. They have to get bowls instead of plates. That aint all neither. They can't eat it with a fork! I aint never had any ice cream that melts and I'm against any that does. Them people's foolish.

Are his lips moving. LOL

 

TM

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2 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said:

I had lunch with TW last weekend, he seemed normal at the time ( I know, I know)

 

Imis


Like you’re any judge of NORMAL??  :lol:

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A bowl of Fudge Ripple with Caramel would be good right about now.

 

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I would just about guarantee Y'all that if TW sees the above pic........ he will head to one of his ice cream places

and call me to tell me what he got.

 

Although he loves nanner splits, he also love a "Double chocolate, Double Malt" milkshake.

 

..........Widder

 

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1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said:

A bowl of Fudge Ripple with Caramel would be good right about now.

 

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That does look good. Include it in the nanner split and just pour caramel or chocolate sauce over it.

 

TM

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6 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Chapman's Black Cherry or Coffee for me thanks.

So make sure you have it if I drop in.

And don't worry:

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What makes you think you know where he is??  He don’t know where he’s at himself half the time!!!  :lol:

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1 hour ago, Mister Badly said:


That may be where he gets his mail, but it doesn’t mean he’s there!!

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On 11/13/2024 at 8:04 AM, Eyesa Horg said:

Or any of the rest of us for that matter!

I'm nurmal, normell, narmul,  normulse nor.......oh, to hell with it.  However you spell it I'm better than any of  y'all are.   SO THERE!  Pppbbbbblllep th.!:P

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21 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I'm nurmal, normell, narmul,  normulse nor.......oh, to hell with it.  However you spell it I'm better than any of  y'all are.   SO THERE!  Pppbbbbblllep th.!:P

 

Are you challenging TN Williams to a spelling contest?

 

..........Widder

 

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I have been buying Hudsonville Ice Cream at Walmart. It is really good. They have one flavor combo called “Seasode Caramel”. It looks like that caramel fudge ice cream @Eyesa Horgposted. Salted caramel swirls with bits of fudge and caramel filled chocolates. 
Mmmmm-mmmm is it good! 

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1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said:

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Now you KNOW that Imis don’t look nothin’ like that!!

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