Alpo Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 Do women really do that? Why? On the Castle TV show they frequently had fans wanting Castle to autograph their chest. I've just started reading the first Nikki Heat book, and a fan came up and wanted him to autograph her chest. Now if I wanted an autograph. And I've gone through the trouble of tracking down the celebrity so I can get the autograph. I get Joe Namath to autograph my football. Sugar Ray Robinson to autograph my boxing gloves. Larry Bird to autograph my basketball. Willie Mays to autograph my fielder's mit. Babe Ruth to autograph my bat. Whatever I get autographed, I can keep it. Even if it's just a piece of paper, I can keep the autograph. So I get somebody to autograph my body? I'm never going to take a bath again? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 i never had one ask me - but then im not famous , i have offered to dally a bit and was taken up on the offer a couple times yet that was decades ago so ill not be able to offer any current info here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 (edited) YES!! THEY DO!! When I traveled and performed with the band on the NASCAR circuit back when WINSTON was the chief sponsor, we often had women ask for autographs and wanted them in places I hesitate to mention!! Chests were tame compared to some requests!!! And I ain’t talking about garments!! We’re talking epidermis!! The combination of booze, fast cars, hot sun, and good Rock ‘N’ Roll has been known to produce some extremely risqué requests!! And it’s not just Red Necks! Fraternity gigs at the colleges produce the same results!! College girls are often the wildest ones!! Edited November 10 by Blackwater 53393 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 I never knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 Then you visit a tattoo parlor. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 10 Author Share Posted November 10 4 minutes ago, Texas Joker said: Then you visit a tattoo parlor. And have him trace the signature? That sorta makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 I can imagine a groupie having an intimately placed autograph made into a tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 My wife and I just finished watching that series. I think using the 7th grade girls they used as story consultants on the last 2 seasons was a ridiculous move…I’m being facetious… Anyway, tattoos on body parts, yes. I have seen it as well. The clever girls get 2 autographs; 1 on paper and 1 on where ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 I will neither confirm nor deny that the well educated, conservative wife of a good friend of mine, has a tattoo of Bono's autograph (U2, not Sonny). She is a life-long fan and got it in her fifties. Oh, wait... I mean if she did get it, which I am not confirming or denying, she would have been in her fifties. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 16 minutes ago, DocWard said: I will neither confirm nor deny that the well educated, conservative wife of a good friend of mine, has a tattoo of Bono's autograph (U2, not Sonny). She is a life-long fan and got it in her fifties. Oh, wait... I mean if she did get it, which I am not confirming or denying, she would have been in her fifties. I often think ahead of my reading and when I got to “in her” my runaway mind was thinking about where the tattoo might be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 I agree she must be an impressive figure if she has ''50's '' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 I think it's called "exhibitionism." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 10 Author Share Posted November 10 43 minutes ago, DocWard said: I will neither confirm nor deny that the well educated, conservative wife of a good friend of mine, has a tattoo of Bono's autograph (U2, not Sonny). She is a life-long fan and got it in her fifties. Oh, wait... I mean if she did get it, which I am not confirming or denying, she would have been in her fifties. That brings up the question - HYPOTHETICALLY - did she actually get him to sign her body part and then get the tattoo artist to ink over the signature, or did she just find his signature somewhere and give that to the tattoo artist so he could use that to tattoo the signature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 14 minutes ago, Alpo said: That brings up the question - HYPOTHETICALLY - did she actually get him to sign her body part and then get the tattoo artist to ink over the signature, or did she just find his signature somewhere and give that to the tattoo artist so he could use that to tattoo the signature? Having been “exposed” to concert behavior for so many years, I’d lean more toward the former… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 9 hours ago, Alpo said: Do women really do that? Why? On the Castle TV show they frequently had fans wanting Castle to autograph their chest. I've just started reading the first Nikki Heat book, and a fan came up and wanted him to autograph her chest. Now if I wanted an autograph. And I've gone through the trouble of tracking down the celebrity so I can get the autograph. I get Joe Namath to autograph my football. Sugar Ray Robinson to autograph my boxing gloves. Larry Bird to autograph my basketball. Willie Mays to autograph my fielder's mit. Babe Ruth to autograph my bat. Whatever I get autographed, I can keep it. Even if it's just a piece of paper, I can keep the autograph. So I get somebody to autograph my body? I'm never going to take a bath again? Would you....take a bath again, I mean....if you didn't have the autograph? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 (edited) I sometimes wonder what crosses some guy’s mind when he reads some other guy’s name tattooed onto some intimate place on his partner’s anatomy for the first time!! 🤪🤣 Edited November 10 by Blackwater 53393 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 Didn't happen without pictures! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Zook Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 9 hours ago, Alpo said: So I get somebody to autograph my body? I'm never going to take a bath again? just don't ask Ron Jeremy for his....LOL 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: My wife and I just finished watching that series. I think using the 7th grade girls they used as story consultants on the last 2 seasons was a ridiculous move I have to agree with that assessment. We really like Nathan Fillion, but it kind of seemed like they had just run out of ideas the last couple seasons and were phoning it in. Oh, and Blackwater, just so you know, you're a new hero of mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 4 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: I have to agree with that assessment. We really like Nathan Fillion, but it kind of seemed like they had just run out of ideas the last couple seasons and were phoning it in. Oh, and Blackwater, just so you know, you're a new hero of mine. Oh no! Look what you done did. Now that'll go to his head and he's already hard enough to live with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 51 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Didn't happen without pictures! ALL PICTURES AND OTHER EVIDENCE HAVE BEEN REDACTED TO PROTECT THE SOMEWHAT LESS THAN INNOCENT!!!* *plausible deniability is essential to the survival of person or persons mentioned here or those contributing to this thread from personal experiences* 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 2 hours ago, Alpo said: That brings up the question - HYPOTHETICALLY - did she actually get him to sign her body part and then get the tattoo artist to ink over the signature, or did she just find his signature somewhere and give that to the tattoo artist so he could use that to tattoo the signature? If she did do it, and I'm not saying she did, it happened as Bono was greeting fans before a concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 2 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: ALL PICTURES AND OTHER EVIDENCE HAVE BEEN REDACTED TO PROTECT THE SOMEWHAT LESS THAN INNOCENT!!!* *plausible deniability is essential to the survival of person or persons mentioned here or those contributing to this thread from personal experiences* 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 10 Author Share Posted November 10 3 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: I sometimes wonder what crosses some guy’s mind when he reads some other guy’s name tattooed onto some intimate place on his partner’s anatomy for the first time!! 🤪🤣 Oh well, there's Flo on my left arm and there's Mary on my right And Janie is the girl, well, that I’ll be with tonight And when she asks me, which one I love the best I tear open my shirt and I show her "Rosie" on my chest 'Cause I'm a wanderer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 10 Author Share Posted November 10 It's my thread, so I can take it off on a tangent. You ever been to one of those lyrics websites, were they tell you the lyrics of a song, and they explain what the lyrics meant? I just went to one to make sure I have the right girls' names. Oh well, there's Flo on my left arm and there's Mary on my right And Janie is the girl well that I’ll be with tonight And when she asks me which one I love the best I tear open my shirt and I show her "Rosie" on my chest So they are explaining that line. He tore his shirt open and showed her a tattoo of a compass rose on his chest, because he's a wanderer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 The guy who dated my sister in law back in the 70's was a perfect look alike for Bob Seger. He and one of his friends decided to take their girls to a concert in style so they rented a limo, which was not common back then. The concert they went to was one week after Seger was there. When they got out of the car some one yells " Hey Bob Seger is here, that's Bob Seger getting out of that limo". Well every one want's an autograph, he keeps telling them "I aint Seger go away" finally my SIL tells him go ahead make their day just sign Bob Seger. Next girl comes up, asks, he says OK she pulls up her top says "sign these" so he latches onto one and signs it. My SIL was PISSED, he just told her it was her idea get over it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 I have a friend who was at a Paul McCartney concert about 15 years ago. A woman in the audience made it to the stage and convinced security to let her on stage with a sharpie pen to get Sir Paul to autograph her shoulder blade. He did so with “Paul McCartney / Let It Be” on two lines of handwriting. She left the concert, went to a tattoo artist, and it is now permanent. I think that is a pretty cool tattoo! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 14 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: The guy who dated my sister in law back in the 70's was a perfect look alike for Bob Seger. He and one of his friends decided to take their girls to a concert in style so they rented a limo, which was not common back then. The concert they went to was one week after Seger was there. When they got out of the car some one yells " Hey Bob Seger is here, that's Bob Seger getting out of that limo". Well every one want's an autograph, he keeps telling them "I aint Seger go away" finally my SIL tells him go ahead make their day just sign Bob Seger. Next girl comes up, asks, he says OK she pulls up her top says "sign these" so he latches onto one and signs it. My SIL was PISSED, he just told her it was her idea get over it. Yeah!! Been there before!! We did/do a lot of biker bars and biker benefits. In the early years, (25 years or so ago) most of the band worked off of wireless mics and guitar receivers! One night, at one particularly raunchy but popular venue, I jumped up onto a table during a Rolling Stones number we were covering and did a few gyrations! The gals started stuffing dollar bills in my britches and I just jumped from table to table for the rest of the song! SCHOOLMARM WAS NOT HAPPY!! She sat there and fumed for half of the break when we took the next one. The guys all laughed and they kept telling her it was all part of the show. She wasn’t convinced until I handed out nearly sixty bucks to be split amongst the band members!! Nowadays, she just wonders what the HELL I’m liable do next!! *We’re now pushing thirty years as a band and the average age is 73. We don’t do the tables much anymore, (unless there’s stairs to get up there 🤣🤪) but we still walk out into the audience if they’re rockin’ along with us! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 Off topic…somewhat. I had a friend years ago that looked like a blond Tom Cruise. He was in a bar and these 2 girls are positive that he was Tom Cruise even though he says he kept denying it. They took him home with them and they were drinking and having fun and the girls stripped him to his socks and underwear. Then one runs over to the stereo, plugs in a CD and on comes Bob Seger’s “Old time Rock n Roll” and they want him to reenact “his” scene from the movie. He said he tried. They started the song 3 times then thry threw his but out into a cool rainy night in Los Angeles. He walked 2 miles home in his underwear and socks. He said he darn near froze and he didn’t see one police car all the way home and he had his thumb out but no one would stop and pick him up. I don’t blame them. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 10 Author Share Posted November 10 2 hours ago, Pat Riot said: threw his but out into a cool rainy night in Los Angeles. Cool? Rainy? In Los Angeles??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 1 minute ago, Alpo said: Cool? Rainy? In Los Angeles??? Yes. It does actually get to freezing temps occasionally in LA and it rains often in the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 10 Author Share Posted November 10 10 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: Yes. It does actually get to freezing temps occasionally in LA and it rains often in the winter. You mean this is a lie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 11 Share Posted November 11 4 minutes ago, Alpo said: You mean this is a lie? Yes. Pure fantasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 11 Share Posted November 11 Lots of tales of the road , in the music bis is best left untold Chickasaw Bill been there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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