Poor, Depressed TN Williams: so sad

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Well, I called up ole TW this morning thinking I might hear some good news about a new gun he's bought,

or maybe his 65 Chevelle is running, etc.....     Basically, just talk about good stuff.

 

BUT, he's DEPRESSED.   Real bad depressed.    I sez..... "What's got ya down and feeling bad?"

 

TW sez....... "wife and I got into a BIG argument and she told me she wasn't gonna speak to me for

a whole MONTH".

 

Ole Widder replies:....... "well, that ain't as good as 2 months, but still, ONE WHOLE is pretty good.   Why would that

make you feel depressed?"

 

TW sez.......  "The argument was back on October 1st.   That whole month ends TODAYT!"  

 

NOW WE ALL CAN UNDERSTAND WHY TW IS DEPRESSED.

 

..........Widder

 

 

[Texas Lizard]

He is lucky...I could not even get one day of quiet....

 

Texas Lizard

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

Yep! That would do it! ✔️

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Well, I called up ole TW this morning thinking I might hear some good news about a new gun he's bought,

or maybe his 65 Chevelle is running, etc.....     Basically, just talk about good stuff.

 

BUT, he's DEPRESSED.   Real bad depressed.    I sez..... "What's got ya down and feeling bad?"

 

TW sez....... "wife and I got into a BIG argument and she told me she wasn't gonna speak to me for

a whole MONTH".

 

Ole Widder replies:....... "well, that ain't as good as 2 months, but still, ONE WHOLE is pretty good.   Why would that

make you feel depressed?"

 

TW sez.......  "The argument was back on October 1st.   That whole month ends TODAYT!"  

 

NOW WE ALL CAN UNDERSTAND WHY TW IS DEPRESSED.

 

..........Widder

 

 

I've got a friend who's wife is likely to give him crap when he brings home a new gun. (I'm trying to convince him that he "needs" a Ruger PCC in 9mm. It uses Glock magazines, of which he has plenty). She also HATES it when he gets his head shaved, and won't speak to him until it grows out an inch or more. I keep telling him to get the gun, then stop on the way home and get a haircut!

[Perro Del Diablo]

Sounds like time to start new argument 

[Subdeacon Joe]

He should scower her favorite iron skillet with steel wool then run it through the dishwasher.   You know,  get it nice and clean. 

[Chantry]

How tragic

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

54 minutes ago, Chantry said:

How tragic

I agree, but he says at his age, (68), he's too old to start over. But he's mostly happy with where he is. (She didn't used to be like this. Her Meds make her a bit nuts).

[Whitey James]

1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

He should scower her favorite iron skillet with steel wool then run it through the dishwasher.   You know,  get it nice and clean. 

Wars have been started over less! I have one that I make cornbread in that is not to be touched by another human.

[Tennessee williams]

3 hours ago, Whitey James said:

Wars have been started over less! I have one that I make cornbread in that is not to be touched by another human.

Well, I'll tell you. If you have one that'll make you cornbread real reg'lar like, I'd make for sure nobody else touched her favorite skillet! Heck, I hide my money in the oven. It's the only place nobody will find it at my house!

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I hide mine in the bottom of the laundry basket.....

 

..........Widder

 

[Blackwater 53393]

I don’t hide mine!!  I just keep it in an account that she don’t have access to!!  She keeps the books and pays the bills and I just check behind her.

 

She knows I got it and she can get it from me when she needs it.

 

 NOW!!  I keep a few bucks in cash in a stack of pie plates in the pantry!  She don’t bake pies!! 
 

It’s got to where she’s resigned to the fact that I’m gonna buy gun ‘n’ hotrod stuff!  I can’t help it and she just rolls her eyes and asks, “Where ya’ gonna put THIS?” when it arrives at the door!!

 

If I tell her that I’m going to New York City to jump off the Empire State Building, she’ll look at me kinda’ sideways like and ask, “You got the money??”

 

 

 

Edited November 1, 2024 by Blackwater 53393

[Texas Maverick]

17 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

He should scower her favorite iron skillet with steel wool then run it through the dishwasher.   You know,  get it nice and clean. 

I don't know about that, she would probably use it on him and those iron skillets leave a big mark on your head. LOL 

 

TM

[Texas Maverick]

16 hours ago, Whitey James said:

Wars have been started over less! I have one that I make cornbread in that is not to be touched by another human.

I had one that was handed down to me from my mother and her mother before that. I only used it once or twice a year so my wife sold it for $2 in a garage sale when I was out of town. When I went to get it she told me what she had done and I almost ended up in a big D over that incident. Someone got a heck of a deal.

 

TM

[Texas Maverick]

3 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

If I tell her that I’m going to New York City to jump off the Empire State Building, she’ll look at me kinda’ sideways like and ask, “You got the money??”

She is probably asking so she can give you some if you don't. LOL

 

TM

[Blackwater 53393]

22 minutes ago, Texas Maverick said:

She is probably asking so she can give you some if you don't. LOL

 

TM

NAHHH!  She just figures I got some kind of gimmick planned out! She KNOWS she ain’t gettin’ rid of me that easy!!  🤣

[Whitey James]

3 hours ago, Texas Maverick said:

I had one that was handed down to me from my mother and her mother before that. I only used it once or twice a year so my wife sold it for $2 in a garage sale when I was out of town. When I went to get it she told me what she had done and I almost ended up in a big D over that incident. Someone got a heck of a deal.

 

TM

Oh man! No such thing as an heirloom teflon skillet. 

My mom had one that was handed down to her. She ended up with dementia and ruined it when she forgot she was cooking and the food began to burn! She panicked and threw it outside in the rain and it broke.

I bought a new Lodge 10" a few years back and sanded the pre-seasoning off and it's now well seasoned and guarded.