Herackles On a Velociped Playing an Alpenhorn!

[Subdeacon Joe]

Is there no end to the micromanaging idiocy?

 

https://www.wvtm13.com/article/age-restrictions-sale-of-nonalcoholic-drinks/62295478#:~:text=Bowdring says there's emerging evidence,20% to 30% said they

 

""They are effectively role-playing drinking when they choose a zero-alcohol version of an alcoholic product, instead of a regular soft drink or something else obviously not alcoholic," Booth wrote in an email.

 

"In the focus group discussions, a few teens mentioned they had gotten used to the taste of beer by drinking zero alcohol versions, which suggests that zero alcohol beverages can acclimatise young people to the taste of alcoholic beer," he added."

 

So....no iced tea, no coffee, no ginger ALE, no root BEER, no colas, no orange juice,  no lemon-lime sodas,  no lemonade,  no water.

 

 

 

[Rip Snorter]

Remember candy cigarettes?  

 

[Alpo]

"Constellation Brands, which markets Corona beverages, didn't respond to a request for comment."

 

Good for them. Budweiser fell all over themselves. "We only market our real beer and our non-alcoholic beer to adults over 21. We don't sell to children!!!!!"

 

While Corona got the request for a comment, and ignored it. "We ain't doing nothing wrong. We ain't doing nothing illegal. If you don't like it don't buy it. And stick it up your poop chute!!!!"