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I'm not talking you're by yourself and you get out of the bottle and pour yourself a snort.

 

I'm thinking, for example, you go see this guy. You going to talk to him. And you bring along a bottle, and you take a couple of glasses out of your briefcase and put them on the desk. Y'all are just going to sit there and discuss whatever while having a friendly snort.

 

But before you can pour the drinks he tells you, "None for me thanks. I don't drink".

 

Would you go ahead and pour drink for yourself and y'all talk about whatever you were going to talk about while you have a snort or two?

 

Or, since he is not going to drink, would you just put the glasses and the bottle back in your briefcase and forget about it?

 

Don't y'all love the weird crap I come up with?

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I'd put it away, in the instance you described, but whenever the Commissioner dropped in, he knew where to look in my credenza and we'd have a little taste while we talked.

Miss you George.

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On 9/19/2024 at 8:54 PM, Alpo said:

I'm not talking you're by yourself and you get out of the bottle and pour yourself a snort.

 

I'm thinking, for example, you go see this guy. You going to talk to him. And you bring along a bottle, and you take a couple of glasses out of your briefcase and put them on the desk. Y'all are just going to sit there and discuss whatever while having a friendly snort.

 

But before you can pour the drinks he tells you, "None for me thanks. I don't drink".

 

Would you go ahead and pour drink for yourself and y'all talk about whatever you were going to talk about while you have a snort or two?

 

Or, since he is not going to drink, would you just put the glasses and the bottle back in your briefcase and forget about it?

 

Don't y'all love the weird crap I come up with?

You mean like a birth certificate.?

 

I take that back.  If you have one, at all you beat Obama!

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On 9/19/2024 at 8:54 PM, Alpo said:

I'm not talking you're by yourself and you get out of the bottle and pour yourself a snort.

 

I'm thinking, for example, you go see this guy. You going to talk to him. And you bring along a bottle, and you take a couple of glasses out of your briefcase and put them on the desk. Y'all are just going to sit there and discuss whatever while having a friendly snort.

 

But before you can pour the drinks he tells you, "None for me thanks. I don't drink".

 

Would you go ahead and pour drink for yourself and y'all talk about whatever you were going to talk about while you have a snort or two?

 

Or, since he is not going to drink, would you just put the glasses and the bottle back in your briefcase and forget about it?

 

Don't y'all love the weird crap I come up with?

Back when I was still drinking I was never alone.  I always had a bottle with me.  ;)  :P

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I’d have to have been pretty drunk to be seen carrying a briefcase with whiskey and glasses in it. No self respecting drunk carries glasses around nor a briefcase. 

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I often have a couple of straight Irish or some wine, usually cold Riesling, alone, reading and/or sitting in the shade, on the deck.

Edited by Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474
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On 9/19/2024 at 10:54 PM, Alpo said:

I'm not talking you're by yourself and you get out of the bottle and pour yourself a snort.

 

I'm thinking, for example, you go see this guy. You going to talk to him. And you bring along a bottle, and you take a couple of glasses out of your briefcase and put them on the desk. Y'all are just going to sit there and discuss whatever while having a friendly snort.

 

But before you can pour the drinks he tells you, "None for me thanks. I don't drink".

 

Would you go ahead and pour drink for yourself and y'all talk about whatever you were going to talk about while you have a snort or two?

 

Or, since he is not going to drink, would you just put the glasses and the bottle back in your briefcase and forget about it?

 

Don't y'all love the weird crap I come up with?

You definitely have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS.

 

TM

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