A little dystopian story

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

If things go wonky in November:
At first the leftists just talked about confiscating our guns.
Then they programmed the robots, the imported Chinese robots, to go house to house with their flamethrowers and robot dogs.
Kalifornia fell without much resistance. In fact, both coasts did.
We're all that's left of the resistance now, here in Texas.
But we have a new small EMP device.
We're not done yet.