Alpo Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Ignore the rest of what's going on and just look at what she's making for lunch. Lay down a tortilla, then add a banana and a smear of Nutella. For you Aussies you could try Vegemite. Sprinkle Captain Crunch on the Nutella. Add some sliced Carolina reaper peppers. Some of Sydney's special powdered death dried pepper powder. Drown the whole thing in Hershey syrup, then roll it up and eat it like a burrito. I tell you what. That looks yummy! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Never! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Cinnamon Toast Crunch instead of Captain Crunch and leave off the peppers and pepper powder. Chocolate chips instead of the syrup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 You read some weird ****. Sliced bananas, sliced cheddar cheese, Miracle Whip on bread...now that's some good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 WHAT?????? ........... no pineapple ???????? 🙃 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Our German neighbors gave us some sort of chocolate bar that had cayenne pepper and some other hot spices in it. Had an odd taste to it until the burn started! Then I had an urge for some beer and chicken! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 There's only one thing that will improve and make ALL of those things better: VEGIMITE! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 14 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: There's only one thing that will improve and make ALL of those things better: VEGIMITE! and pineapple 🙃 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 29 Author Share Posted August 29 5 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: leave off the peppers and pepper powder. No, Sydney couldn't do that. She does like the spicy. Stop off at the Thai restaurant for lunch. Then a little later she stops off for lupper(?) - between lunch and supper - at a place that specializes in spicy food. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 I do that at my Thai restaraunt. Cook it for grandma Thai hot. Not roundeye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 8 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: You read some weird ****. Sliced bananas, sliced cheddar cheese, Miracle Whip on bread...now that's some good stuff. You forgot the Vegemite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 3 hours ago, Alpo said: No, Sydney couldn't do that. She does like the spicy. Stop off at the Thai restaurant for lunch. Then a little later she stops off for lupper(?) - between lunch and supper - at a place that specializes in spicy food. No thanks. I don't consider "hot" and "pain" to be flavors. Although we will ask for "Your kind of hot" at an Ethiopian or Eritrean restaurant. Very hot, but of a type that doesn't mask the other flavors. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 12 hours ago, Pat Riot said: Never! THIS ^^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Was on a short deployment to Misawa Japan with 3 other guys in my unit. We went out in town for some curri. The waiter asked how hot we wanted it based on a scale from 1 to 10. 2 of us knew what their idea of hot was so we ordered a 2. The other two guys wanted to show how tough they were and ordered a 7. The waiter asked twice if they were sure. Well it was comical watching those two attempt to eat their food. The waiter and kitchen staff were all watching with big grins on their faces. After watching them suffer for about 10 minutes the waiter brought out another order at a much more reasonable 3. It was still comical watching them sweat profusely as they suffered through their new dishes. It was even funnier the next day watching them walk funny as what went in had to come out. They took an early lunch timed to coincide with the opening of the base PX. I think they each used a tube of Preparation H just to get through the day. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 14 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: There's only one thing that will improve and make ALL of those things better: Wrap it in a trash bag? 7 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Was on a short deployment to Misawa Japan with 3 other guys in my unit. We went out in town for some curri. The waiter asked how hot we wanted it based on a scale from 1 to 10. 2 of us knew what their idea of hot was so we ordered a 2. The other two guys wanted to show how tough they were and ordered a 7. The waiter asked twice if they were sure. Well it was comical watching those two attempt to eat their food. The waiter and kitchen staff were all watching with big grins on their faces. After watching them suffer for about 10 minutes the waiter brought out another order at a much more reasonable 3. It was still comical watching them sweat profusely as they suffered through their new dishes. It was even funnier the next day watching them walk funny as what went in had to come out. They took an early lunch timed to coincide with the opening of the base PX. I think they each used a tube of Preparation H just to get through the day. In ‘83 right after I started a job in Aerospace in LA a coworker and I went to lunch at a Thai restaurant. I had never eaten Thai food. The menu was written in Thai with English subtitles. The majority of the customers appeared to be Thai. Anyway, not wanting to show ignorance I decided to order their best dish, as indicated by the 4 stars next to the menu item. That was the hottest, most painful thing that I had ever put in my mouth. They hadn’t brought our drinks. What happened next was like the scene in Dumb & Dumber. I scurried around the counter to the drinks serving area frantically trying to get a glass and fill it with cold liquid. I had two little bitty Asian ladies at me, “You no come back heah! You no come back heah!” Oh My God was that hot. My new friend and coworker tried to appear concerned but just couldn’t and busted up laughing. The owner took pity on me and led me to the restroom to wash my face and she gave me some rice cake like thing to eat. “Doze stahs show how hot it is. You betta learn dat quick if you gonna eat Thai food.” Believe me. I learned my lesson. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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