Aug 1 Dad Joke

[Eyesa Horg]

Hopefully there'll be a battery of electrolytes down the line.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

On 12/8/2025 at 3:13 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

NAME THEM.

 

 ...... there's actually 10

 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

 

 

 ............ you're missing one ......

     ... and that writing is misspelled;  .... "Alloff" the other reindeer . often referred to as "Olive"

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

4 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ............ you're missing one ......

     ... and that writing is misspelled;  .... "Alloff" the other reindeer . often referred to as "Olive"

Ill be damned, an Aussie who knows how to spell/  😀

[Alpo]

If he only knew how to speak.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Ill be damned, an Aussie who knows how to spell/  😀

 

6 hours ago, Alpo said:

If he only knew how to speak.

 

 ......... ok, ...... so I'm batting 50% .........

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

but , did ya close the cooler ? 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

10 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

but , did ya close the cooler ? 

 

  ....... right after each time I opened it ....

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

ya sure ?

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

😉

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

On 12/12/2025 at 2:01 AM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 ............ you're missing one ......

     ... and that writing is misspelled;  .... "Alloff" the other reindeer . often referred to as "Olive"

 

[Doc Shapiro]

What if I don't want to jingle all the way?  I'm gonna jingle part way

 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

17 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.......... go to your room ......

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[John Kloehr]

On 12/12/2025 at 2:57 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

 

 ......... ok, ...... so I'm batting 50% .........

That would be 500 based on context. Go to your room and google it.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

16 hours ago, John Kloehr said:

That would be 500 based on context. Go to your room and google it.

500% don't make no cents

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

What do you call it when you put your grandmother on speed dial?

 

 

 

Instagram!

[Alpo]

Dogs can't operate an MRI, but cats can.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I've been told that my salads are a little dry. 

 

 

That is something that needs addressing

[Alpo]

A man asked if he could tell Dad jokes, since he did not have any children.

 

He was told that he could not, because that would make him a faux pa.