Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Senior moments. my dermatologist calls them “maturity spots”. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Have some snow on the roof... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooky Slim Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 I'm starting to fart dust. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Rice Krispy joints. My right knee pops when I stand up. I ask folks nearby if they heard it, and many say yes. I tell them that's my good knee; truth! My left kneecap is still in two pieces. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 I’ve passed my “USE BY “ date!! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 I'm not an antique, I'm a "classic collectable"....so there! Problem is no one makes parts for a 1942 model anymore. On the other hand, the thumb's on the wrong side. No, seriously, I'm within a couple of thousand bucks of matching the Bionic Man! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 "High mileage" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Getting older is a challenge, but still a blessing. In the 80’s I read this quote and decided to do my best to follow it. So far I am on track. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride! Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967 Tags: adventure, death, life God Bless Hunter S. Thompson. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 I be "Vintage" Imis 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 When you know more dead people than alive. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Still kickin’!! BUT NOT REAL HIGH!!! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Do you know the Yiddish phrase, "Alta Cocker"? Has nothing to do with a breed of dog. Translates to "Old Fart" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 26 Author Share Posted July 26 People no longer ask you to be a pallbearer. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 A friend about his mom... If she had a baby, it would have to survive on powdered milk. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 No one asks you to help them move anymore . Your to big of a liability ! 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 It's not the model year, it's the mileage........ 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 At a cowboy shoot, Cattlebaron says it all! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 16 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: At a cowboy shoot, Cattlebaron says it all! HELL! Ain’t “Elder Statesman” bad enough?? 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 19 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: HELL! Ain’t “Elder Statesman” bad enough?? Youngster!🤠 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 Rye. I keep telling him that. Imis 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 10 hours ago, Warden Callaway said: When you know more dead people than alive. Losing about one a month these days. Many more are hanging on by a thread. About 2/3 are younger than I am. Hard to decide whether to mourn their loss or celebrate my own survival. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 6 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: HELL! Ain’t “Elder Statesman” bad enough?? yes just hit that myself a couple years ago , i call it all my "senior moments" they are not all that common but getting more frequent than they used to be , i still remember a lot just cant find the drawer they were filed in at the moment , its here somewhere , i remember a lot in the modle of the night when no one is around .........somewhat disappointing , i have refrained from making that phone call tho - sjould count for something i think , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 You should have a clue when most of your doctors start retiring!! I tell people all of the time that I have reached two of the three major goals in my life! 1: I have lived long enough to amaze my friends!! 2: I have lived long enough to really piss off my enemies!! 3: I have almost lived long enough to spend all of my kids’ inheritance!! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 We were swimming at a nearby lake a week or so ago, one of the adults asked if any of the kids were still in the water. I told her that every one born in this century was back at the cabin. She thought a minute, then said, ‘That’s funny, but I hate it.’ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Graybeard Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 I can't complain too much about getting older...I had too many friends that didn't get that privilege...and I have outlived by far what most people didn't expect me to make it to 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 I'm the first male on the paternal side that made it past 37! Turned 70 this past May! And I had more opportunities to get myself injured/dead than they did! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Rustler, SASS #26680 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 My Dad used to say old as my gums and a little older than my teeth, older than dirt, and so old he went on the ark with crutches. There was a movie where somebody was being trained by a really ancient Korean guy, he asked him how old he was and his answer was "For an apricot I am very old, for a mountain I am not yet begun in years, for a man I am just right." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 9 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Losing about one a month these days. Many more are hanging on by a thread. About 2/3 are younger than I am. That's the effect you have on people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 I’m certain that I have told this story here before! After graduating high school, I decided to go drag racing with one of my friends who had money. We just worked on the car all week and raced on weekends at sanctioned events. We also did the “Street Outlaws” thing long before it became a thing, (forty years before)! After a couple of years, we both settled down a little and got regular jobs. I got married and moved away for several years and my buddy went a little rogue, eventually losing his life in a traffic accident. I basically dropped off the grid as far as any of my schoolmates knew. Years later, Schoolmarm was at a local convenience store, (many miles from my old neighborhood) where she wrote a check for some groceries and a tank of gas. The cashier looked at the check and exclaimed, “There’s only two people in the world with that name and I know one of ‘em is dead!” After some discussion, it was decided that I was NOT dead and that I was living nearby! Turns out that I had been declared dead twice in the program for my high school class reunions at ten and twenty years!! You talk about looks of surprise, confusion, and in some cases, consternation when Schoolmarm and I rode into the Marriot on our motorcycles for the thirtieth class reunion!! 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 (edited) long in the tooth ya be Edited July 28 by Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 14 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: long in the tooth ya be Long teeth comes from old horses. My dad once told a story of a guy bragging (to sell a horse), saying he rode him hard for a mile and the horse did not even draw a single long breath. My dad asked how many short breaths he drew... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 (edited) Dave Stamey said it all for me! “I’m not old, I’ve just been used rough.” Just for reference I turn 80 next Pear Harbor Day. CJ Edited July 28 by Cactus Jack Calder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 4 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: long in the tooth ya be YEAH!! What teeth I got left! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punxsutawneypete Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 On 7/26/2024 at 12:14 PM, John Kloehr said: Have some snow on the roof... But still have a fire in the furnace! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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