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Trigger Mike Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 That’s even better than what I said at supper tonight. We have a honey baked ham store precooked turkey and frozen fixings and my son said he wasn’t hungry and I misspoke and said,” we finally have a decent supper and he’s not hungry?!” that came back to me a few minutes later during supper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 I understood what the father said, but I have no idea what the kid's question was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 12 minutes ago, Alpo said: I understood what the father said, but I have no idea what the kid's question was. Daddy, Why is it customary for women to do all of the cooking? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 Well apparently I didn't understand the father's answer either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 3 hours ago, Alpo said: Well apparently I didn't understand the father's answer either. Because, generally by law they're required to feed their prisoners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 That's basically what I thought he said. I guess this is another one of those jokes that Because I sure don't get it. Oh well. Thanks to Father Kit and sassnet for trying to help me see what was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 (edited) @Alpo Have you met a woman who didn't want to wear the pants? "The old ball and chain" When a woman attaches her shackle around a man's finger (wedding ring) he becomes her prisoner. That is why men celebrate before a wedding, their last day as a free man. So the wife is cooking because human rights laws require that she provide her prisoner (husband) basic human necessities like food. The wife clearly does not like this premise but she did take after him with a wooden spoon indicating he is about to receive corporal punishment from his jailer. Edited July 25 by sassnetguy50 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 2 hours ago, sassnetguy50 said: @Alpo Have you met a woman who didn't want to wear the pants? "The old ball and chain" When a woman attaches her shackle around a man's finger (wedding ring) he becomes her prisoner. That is why men celebrate before a wedding, their last day as a free man. So the wife is cooking because human rights laws require that she provide her prisoner (husband) basic human necessities like food. The wife clearly does not like this premise but she did take after him with a wooden spoon indicating he is about to receive corporal punishment from his jailer. At a friend’s wedding reception they passed a microphone around to allow people to speak their best wishes and such so everyone could hear. My speech or comments started with “Mark and Gayle, I wish you a lifetime of happiness. Mark, see that wedding band you’re wearing? That right there is a sign that now the real manipulation begins. Your butt is hers and you will do as she pleases… at least until you take your pants back and you get your cajones back out of her purse. Because my friend, she’s got you by the (beep) now!” I actually did say “beep” and not the other thing. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted July 25 Share Posted July 25 You know how to turn a Dishwasher into a Snowblower ? Hand Her a Shovel ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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