Subdeacon Joe Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Ah, hair spray. Old joke. Woman was in the bathroom, spraying her hair. Somehow it stuck, and when she took her finger off the button it continued to spray. Not knowing what else to do, she pointed the can in the toilet and held it there until the can quit. When it emptied itself. Then she put down the toilet lid. Sometime later her husband came in to take a dump. Smoking while he was doing it. Lifting the lid he sat down, took the last puff of his cigarette and then tossed it between his legs into the toilet bowl. KA-BOOOOM, and he was launched into the attic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Probably got a rise out of him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Bet that burned his arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Dubya-D Forty does that too. I once wrote a story.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Was anyone else disturbed by open flames, igniting gunpowder and a flamethrower right there in the reloading area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 No, not really. He appeared to be keeping his flames away from his stash of powder. But more importantly, it was on a video. If he blew himself up it wouldn't hurt me in the least. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 He might have been if he realized he didn't recap the goex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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