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From the book The Princess Diaries. She's a 9th grader and she's going on her first date.

 

 

Well, I’m sitting here in my new dress, my new shoes, my new nails, and my new panty hose, with my newly waxed legs and underarms, my newly touched-up hair, my professionally made-up face, and it’s seven o’clock, and there’s no sign of Josh, and I’m wondering if maybe this whole thing was a joke, like in the movie Carrie

 

 

I can see waxed legs, but waxed underarms?

 

I saw a woman in the store one day, and she was reaching for something on a high shelf, and I saw that she had a tattoo that ran from the bottom of her arm down to the top of her rib cage. Right through her underarm. Now I could see getting a tattoo on her arm - a lot of people do. And one on her torso - again, a lot of people do. But getting stabbed several gazillion times in her underarm?? EEEWWWWWW!!!

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Apparently I'm not the only one that thinks that. Two pages later in the book.

 

 

But if Josh Richter stands me up, I can assure you, I will not have a frivolous reaction. I got my LEGS waxed for him. Okay? And if you think that doesn’t hurt, think about having your UNDERARMS waxed, which I also had done for him. Okay? That waxing stuff HURTS. I practically started to cry, it hurt so bad. So don’t be telling ME we can’t call out the Genovian national guard if I get stood up.

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Alpo, you should probably stay far away from any place that advertises a Brazilian wax job w/o a good supply of firewater for anesthetic medicinal purposes....

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On 6/18/2024 at 10:53 AM, Alpo said:

I can see waxed legs, but waxed underarms?

 

 You need to try it and report back to us with your findings.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Considering how many women get square nanometer, fore and aft, below the waist waxed regularly,  waxing the pits shouldn't be a surprise. 

 

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Back in my much younger days, before the time when many square feet of tattoo were considered normal,  I had an intimate encounter with a young lady who had tattoos twixt her nether cheeks.  Rose leaves,  I believe they were.

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58 minutes ago, Alpo said:

I can see waxed legs, but waxed underarms?

 

Just a helpful hint.

 

If you want to see their waxed underarms, ask them to surrender.

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1 hour ago, Dr. Zook said:

Alpo, you should probably stay far away from any place that advertises a Brazilian wax job w/o a good supply of firewater for anesthetic medicinal purposes....

Could have a blood pressure problem...

 

Texas Lizard

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2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Considering how many women get square nanometer, fore and aft, below the waist waxed regularly,  waxing the pits shouldn't be a surprise. 

 

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Back in my much younger days, before the time when many square feet of tattoo were considered normal,  I had an intimate encounter with a young lady who had tattoos twixt her nether cheeks.  Rose leaves,  I believe they were.

Had a manager once whom per one of my techs, had bees tattooed exiting her private area! It was embarrassing sometimes, if she was giving the crew some lame speech about something stupid, you'd hear guys going Bzzzzz! She'd always turn a shade of red, but it never kept her away unfortunately!

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1 hour ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

I meant of his FACE while it's being done!:D

Heavy breathing pictures not wanted either.....

 

Texas Lizard

 

With smiles....Still NO....

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2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Had a manager once whom per one of my techs, had bees tattooed exiting her private area! It was embarrassing sometimes, if she was giving the crew some lame speech about something stupid, you'd hear guys going Bzzzzz! She'd always turn a shade of red, but it never kept her away unfortunately!

 

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Wellll, isn't he/she annoying:lol:

 

My boss was actually pretty easy to look at! But what a B!! Until the rank n file went on strike, then it seemed I was her hero!!! Still never got to see the bees though:lol: or the hive for that matter! :lol:

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No one else wonder why Alpo is reading that?

 

also I have a hippie sister in law.  I would much prefer to see a clean, waxed armpit than one with just as much hair as I have….its shocking to me but to each their own.
 

 

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I long ago stopped wondering about Alpo:lol:. Now I'm usually just amused! :lol:

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10 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

I long ago stopped wondering about Alpo:lol:. Now I'm usually just amused! :lol:

 

I don't wonder about Alpo. Seems like normal curiosity to me.

 

I just wonder where he finds all the time to watch all of these tv shows, read all these books and watch all of the movies that he posts about.

 

 

As far as hairy female armpits are concerned, many women of European and Asian countries do not shave, or wax, their armpits. Hairy female armpits aren't a turn on in my book but I'm neither Asian or European either.

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On the contrary,  I seen a picture of I think Sophia Loren in her early years and she displayed arm pit hair. I was a bit shocked but realized it was probably normal in Italy in those days.  Wax on, wax off. 

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That's how you could tell the Italian aircraft during the war, they were the ones with hair under the wings:lol: I know, boo hiss!

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7 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

 

Back in my much younger days, before the time when many square feet of tattoo were considered normal,  I had an intimate encounter with a young lady who had tattoos twixt her nether cheeks.  Rose leaves,  I believe they were.


Did her farts smell like roses ?  Just beating Alpo to the question because you know its coming :)
 

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Oh, she'll wake up!

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... and if I say anything at all, my hind hoof will drive hilt deep right between my pearly whites ...

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43 minutes ago, PowderRiverCowboy said:


Did her farts smell like roses ?  Just beating Alpo to the question because you know its coming :)
 

 

 

I have no idea.  Not my thing.  
Very interesting that you would ask that.....a case of TMI?  Projection?  


 

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I just wonder where he finds all the time to watch all of these tv shows, read all these books and watch all of the movies that he posts about.

 

 

I've pondered that.  I figure he took a speed reading class at some point for the books.  Insomnia can explain the movies.

 

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As far as hairy female armpits are concerned, many women of European and Asian countries do not shave, or wax, their armpits. Hairy female armpits aren't a turn on in my book but I'm neither Asian or European either.

 

As long as she is otherwise clean, neither a turn on nor turn off for me.  Same for unshaved legs - unless she is wearing sheer stockings.  
 

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No one else wonder why Alpo is reading that?

 

Not I.  I read sifi, alternative history, history, Church history, paranormal romances, the occasional western, Tom Clancy - which sort of fall into an "alternative history" category,  and lots of cookbooks.  
 

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34 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

I've pondered that.  I figure he took a speed reading class at some point for the books.  Insomnia can explain the movies.  
 

 

 

 

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One of my earliest memories was going to school with my older sister. I wasn't much more than a toddler.  It was a one room country school. We stood around outside until the teacher showed up and unlocked the door.  I followed the teacher in. I was shocked to see a mat of long black hair under her nylons.  I later learned she was only 18 and hired to finish out the school year because the regular teacher had moved on for some reason.  At that time, a high school diploma was all you needed to teach grade school.

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38 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, PowderRiverCowboy said:


Did her farts smell like roses ?  Just beating Alpo to the question because you know its coming :)
 

Why in the heck would I ask that?

 

Many many many many years ago, the anal orifice was slangingly referred to as the "brown eye". Then maybe 20 years ago it changed, and was now called the "rosebud".

 

If the rosebud is in between the cheeks, it absolutely makes sense to have rose leaves on the cheeks.

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3 hours ago, JD Lud said:

No one else wonder why Alpo is reading that?

Alpo reads anything that looks interesting.

 

And this was not a bad book, although it was quite different from the movie.

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14 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Considering how many women get square nanometer, fore and aft, below the waist waxed regularly,  waxing the pits shouldn't be a surprise. 

For a long time I puzzled over the meaning of “square nanometer” as if it might mean something else, then I realized you probably left out the word ‘every’.

 

the current technique is to have it lasered.

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16 hours ago, Colorado Coffinmaker said:

 

Why would I be interested in shiny Pits??

 

You would prefer braided...?  :rolleyes:

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