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My wife is watching a crime show about a guy who was taking a shower and heard a gunshot and found his wife murdered and so the cops asked him to write down all the guns in his house so they can see if any are missing and she let out a loud laugh .  
 

 

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Is she laughing because she knows the cops are going to be there a while while he makes the list or is she laughing because there is no way he is handing them a list and let them go through all his guns?

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44 minutes ago, Springfield Slim SASS #24733 said:

Is she laughing because she knows the cops are going to be there a while while he makes the list or is she laughing because there is no way he is handing them a list and let them go through all his guns?

He only had 4 according to the pics the show showed .  

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I would be laughing at them telling me they wanted a list. 
 

“They were all bought legally. You tell me what’s missing!”

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I’d ask them to show me their list and offer to tell them if any of those are missing!!

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Years ago when I went back Active Duty , wife worked for Base housing and was able to jump right in as soon as I went back in active duty .

 

Well went the the PMO (Provost Marshall Office) because it was a AF base here while I did Training ect until we got a actual Duty Station . we had to list firearms on a form to be kept on file the Form had 5 lines . So I looked at them and said "I will need more of these" since needs original form not duplicated copies.

Little Airman handed me a couple more . and asked what branch I was , Prior Marine going Army but will need more 5-6 not enough . Their eyes got big when I asked for more Her NCO came up after hearing I still needed more that 30-40 lines and Asked "Just how many do you have ? Well wife laughed at their faces when I said more than Your Armory 163 so will need at least 33 and couple extra for messed up ones :)

 

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Reminds me of when a couple inmates escaped in TN and one was caught by your average guy in his driveway. The local news interviewed him and he said when they reported the escapee in his area, he loaded all his guns... When I heard that I looked at my wife, she looked at me, and LAUGHED... I don't know how long it would take me to load all of them, but it would be a while.

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Some of you guys must be younger than I, because I bought all mine legally also but some of them so long ago they are not on any list. So, asking them to tell me what is missing would be a waste of time.

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When I was in the US Army (drafted 12/63, out 12/65) I was stationed at Ft. Sam Houston, San Antonio, Tx. We had a large gun range and property outside of town. Use3d to let us hunt deer, hogs & turkeys there. I lived on post and during my first leave, went home and came back with my hunting rifle and shotgun. Had to go to the MPs and register them and because I lived on post, had to store them in a locker at the MP storeroom assigned to me.  

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bgavin: No, you are not required to do so. They want you to, but you don't have to. If you think we do, please post a link to the law saying it is required.

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I understand from my Federal Overseer that firearms are evil so that is why I don’t own ONE.

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21 hours ago, Springfield Slim SASS #24733 said:

bgavin: No, you are not required to do so. They want you to, but you don't have to. If you think we do, please post a link to the law saying it is required.

I am so not interested in digging and researching this sort of thing, so I will leave that challenge to you.

CA already has all my guns on DROS, so I really don't have a dog in this event.
I doubt CA has the manpower to go door to door (after obtaining a warrant) to inventory everybody's gun safe.

However, I am 100% convinced CA can (and will) do whatever it wants, with or without it being legal.

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2 minutes ago, bgavin said:

I am so not interested in digging and researching this sort of thing, so I will leave that challenge to you.

CA already has all my guns on DROS, so I really don't have a dog in this event.
I doubt CA has the manpower to go door to door (after obtaining a warrant) to inventory everybody's gun safe.

However, I am 100% convinced CA can (and will) do whatever it wants, with or without it being legal.

IMHO, under present regime, obedience and silence or unpleasant outcomes.  There was a guy who managed an airport...given the reported time frame to entry they could get me the same way, particularly since my hearing is poor they would have to start by shooting my dogs.

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23 minutes ago, bgavin said:

I am so not interested in digging and researching this sort of thing, so I will leave that challenge to you.

CA already has all my guns on DROS, so I really don't have a dog in this event.
I doubt CA has the manpower to go door to door (after obtaining a warrant) to inventory everybody's gun safe.

However, I am 100% convinced CA can (and will) do whatever it wants, with or without it being legal.

I believe if you move into the state all have to be filed with the state, but if you have been there the entire time you don’t have to, but you can only buy ammo for calibers the state knows you own.  
 

CA has a gun confiscation division and made 25k contacts and confiscated just under 2k guns.  So no way they can contact every gun owner.  

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I'm a CA resident since 1967, and have a Real ID.
I am not restricted to buying ammo only for calibers I am registered to.

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From the California Attorney General's website.

  • How do I know if my firearms need to be registered?
    • There is no firearm registration requirement in California except for assault weapon owners and personal handgun importers. However, you must submit a Firearm Ownership Report (FOR) Application (BOF 4542A), pdf to the California Department of Justice (the Department) for any firearm you are seeking return where no other record is on file with the Department identifying you as the most recent owner/possessor. Having a FOR application on file with the Department will authorize the return of your firearm in the event it is subsequently lost or stolen. With very few and specific exceptions, all firearm transactions must be conducted through a firearms dealer. If you purchased a handgun from a properly licensed California firearms dealer and underwent a background check via the state’s Dealer’s Record of Sale (DROS) process, a record of your handgun purchase is already on file with the Department. Therefore, it should not be necessary for you to submit a FOR application for handguns previously purchased in California. Unfortunately, this is not the case with regards to rifles or shotguns. Prior to January 1, 2014, the Department was prohibited by law from retaining DROS long gun information.

  • Can I get a list of the firearms for which I am listed as the purchaser, transferee, or owner?
    • Yes. To obtain a list of firearms listed in your name, complete and submit an Automated Firearms System Records Request, pdf to the Automated Firearms Unit, P.O. Box 820200, Sacramento, CA 94203-0200. The request must be signed, notarized, and include a photocopy of your photo ID card (i.e., driver's license or DMV ID).

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7 hours ago, Springfield Slim SASS #24733 said:

From the California Attorney General's website.

  • How do I know if my firearms need to be registered?
    • There is no firearm registration requirement in California except for assault weapon owners and personal handgun importers. However, you must submit a Firearm Ownership Report (FOR) Application (BOF 4542A), pdf to the California Department of Justice (the Department) for any firearm you are seeking return where no other record is on file with the Department identifying you as the most recent owner/possessor. Having a FOR application on file with the Department will authorize the return of your firearm in the event it is subsequently lost or stolen. With very few and specific exceptions, all firearm transactions must be conducted through a firearms dealer. If you purchased a handgun from a properly licensed California firearms dealer and underwent a background check via the state’s Dealer’s Record of Sale (DROS) process, a record of your handgun purchase is already on file with the Department. Therefore, it should not be necessary for you to submit a FOR application for handguns previously purchased in California. Unfortunately, this is not the case with regards to rifles or shotguns. Prior to January 1, 2014, the Department was prohibited by law from retaining DROS long gun information.

  • Can I get a list of the firearms for which I am listed as the purchaser, transferee, or owner?
    • Yes. To obtain a list of firearms listed in your name, complete and submit an Automated Firearms System Records Request, pdf to the Automated Firearms Unit, P.O. Box 820200, Sacramento, CA 94203-0200. The request must be signed, notarized, and include a photocopy of your photo ID card (i.e., driver's license or DMV ID).

 

Walks like a duck and talks like a duck.  ;) 

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