Guest sawyer#34250 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I hear that the ranch manager has been feeding the bull high protien foods, taking it for long runs, hitching it to wagons fully loaded and making it pull up and down the hills, giving it all Barry Bond's left over steriods and every other trick he can think of to get the big feller in killer shape! U.T. Hill what are you doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hill City Rebel Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Took the shocks of my car. I been ridin' Oil wells and sitting on the backs of jets when they take off. I'm hoping a good Hurricane will make up in the Gulf so I can get a little practice in ridin' my beach ball. Once I walk up to him and pull his whiskers real hard he'll be tame as a kitten. Best, Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPUR ROBERTS SASS # 14625 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 Hang on let me get my camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooper Crane, SASS #52745 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 U. T. HILL: While you're practicin' for your ride, also practice this refrain: "Our Father, who art in Heaven...." (Tatanka not be happy with white man.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Ojo, SASS #60592 Posted June 5, 2006 Share Posted June 5, 2006 I look forward to watching a SASS member - on national TV - collect a big fat check for the funniest America's Funniest Video show all time greatest. U.T., maybe you should look again at the Buffalo Range Riders badge. That "coming from hell, fire snortin' buffalo" is based on fact. I'm alooking forward to this, and be assured, there will be emergency medical assistance on site. If you don't sing souprano now, jus'u'wait. Them buffalos is already taking numbers...! See ya'all in a coupla weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hill City Rebel Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 It is with a heavy heart that I must inform all my friends that they will not be able to watch me get killed. Work has reared it's ugly head, and Hill will not be able to attend EOT this year. It is quite possible I may be in Finland during that time. If I am, I will do my best to find a Fat Finnish Women and ride her. You know the ol'd saying "When life hands ya' lemons....throw them at the closest person..." Regretfully, Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Jack McGinnis, SASS #2041 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I wouldn't mind photographing you riding the buffalo but as far as the fat Finnish woman goes...yer on yer own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sawyer#34250 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Don't Finnish too quickly, she might get mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooper Crane, SASS #52745 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 If that's the case, the refrain has changed to: "Ooota, yoota, ooota, Yoota. Thanks Miss. How much is that in Euros? Do you accept Traveler's Cheques?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manatee Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 What's wrong with wimmen with fins? ---the Sea Cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hill City Rebel Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Never ran into one with fins, Saw one with gills on her neck though. I think Goody married her.... Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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