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I was driving home from my daughter's today and Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple came on. I was singing along when it got to the part about "Funky Claude was running in and out" and for some reason it struck me that "Funky Claude" would be an amusing alias. Of course there's "Tom Sawyer" from the Rush song. I'm sure there are plenty of others out there. Thoughts? Ideas?

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Heart Breaker from Pat Benatar

Judas Priest

Beatin D Odds by Molly Hatchet

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10 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

Heart Breaker from Pat Benatar

Judas Priest

Beatin D Odds by Molly Hatchet

 

I very briefly considered "Fred Zeppelin" which, while being a play on the name of one of my two favorite bands, was the on air name of the traffic guy for KZEP in San Antonio when I was there during Desert Storm.

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My alias is Rock inspired.  The original alias was Blackwater Desperado. It was my third choice, back when you had to mail in your application and you offered three aliases.

 

Blackwater is the title of the Doobie Brothers song and, of course, the Eagles’ Desperado. After more than ten years of writing all that on match entry forms and most folks having shortened it to Blackwater anyway, I called the SASS office and got it changed officially.

 

’Course, it’s been changed to Dishwater, Pondwater, Bathwater, and Badger Mountain Charlie called me Backwater for all those years, so I mostly answer to anything close, so long as I get called in time for supper and ya’ spell it right on the check!!  <_< :lol:

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CROSS-EYED MARY from.....

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.. and used to explain any missed targets! :blush:

 

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Mississippi Queen (by Mountain)

and her hubby 

Iron Man (Black Sabbath)

 

Captain Farrell - “Whiskey in the Jar” by Thin Lizzie

 

Dr. Love by Kiss

 

Cold Ethel by Alice Cooper

 

Bad Company by Bad Company 

 

Snakeskin Cowboy from Snakeskin Cowboys by Ted Nugent

 

 


 

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There used to be a guy in Florida with Space Cowboy as his alias. Haven't seen him in years, he moved to Thailand.

 

A few others could be...

 

Pink Floyd (There's a Fl shooter named Pink)

 

Bon Jovi

 

Mr. Fantasy

 

Wild Thing

 

 

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I was going to use Kid Charlemagne 

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

there are no cows in space

 

 

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28 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

For someone who can actually play musical instruments,

The Ballad of Curtis Lowe - Lynard Skynard 1974 

https://youtu.be/dAeeJOInJ7I?si=uecaBJ_uSC00-Mxf

 

Dr. Love by Kiss :) like this one!

 

By Motley Crue don't forget Dr. Feelgood

https://youtu.be/trGX3ET3jTQ?si=zVj6ikI1hQastyPa

 

Anyone remember Marshall Tucker?

https://youtu.be/-48Za7VZR_c?si=2eJ36ZrpqC-i6rMB

 


Regards

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Gateway Kid

no idea if the links will work but we will see don't know how to get rid of the ads
 

 

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How about Dr. Teeth?

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1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

My alias is Rock inspired.  The original alias was Blackwater Desperado. It was my third choice, back when you had to mail in your application and you offered three aliases.

 

Blackwater is the title of the Doobie Brothers song and, of course, the Eagles’ Desperado. After more than ten years of writing all that on match entry forms and most folks having shortened it to Blackwater anyway, I called the SASS office and got it changed officially.

 

’Course, it’s been changed to Dishwater, Pondwater, Bathwater, and Badger Mountain Charlie called me Backwater for all those years, so I mostly answer to anything close, so long as I get called in time for supper and ya’ spell it right on the check!!  <_< :lol:

Bed Wetter is close, but I won't even think of mentioning that.  :blink:  Oops!

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Awright, Eighth Mile!!  When we pull yer chain, you flush!!

 

Glad yer feelin’ good enough to be a smarta$$!! B)


 

 

 

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Funny you should mention that, at Yuma for the Territorial Prison Break I was listening to Centerfold by the J Geils band and I thought that would make a great alias. Now finding someone to fit the alias might be hard to do.

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2 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Awright, Eighth Mile!!  When we pull yer chain, you flush!!

 

Glad yer feelin’ good enough to be a smarta$$!! B)


 

 

 

Hmmmmmm.

 

I got out of that one better than I expected....and better than I deserve.

 

Whew!

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I know it's Country Music but you can't forget about A Boy Named Sue !

 

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13 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

Mississippi Queen (by Mountain)

and her hubby 

Iron Man (Black Sabbath)

 

Captain Farrell - “Whiskey in the Jar” by Thin Lizzie

 

Dr. Love by Kiss

 

Cold Ethel by Alice Cooper

 

Bad Company by Bad Company 

 

Snakeskin Cowboy from Snakeskin Cowboys by Ted Nugent

 

 


 

Bad Company is taken. He shoots here in VA, and is great cowboy.

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41 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said:

Bad Company is taken. He shoots here in VA, and is great cowboy.

 

Indeed he is.

 

 

6 hours ago, Rooster Ron Wayne said:

I know it's Country Music but you can't forget about A Boy Named Sue !

 

 

Also taken.

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What about Macho Man by the Village People? [ducks and runs...]

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Savage Sid from Benny the Bouncer on the

Brain Salad Surgery album.

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This shooter you would not want to mess with! :o

 

 

Benny was the bouncer at the Palais de Dance
He'd slash your granny's face up given half a chance.
He'd sell you back the pieces, all for less than half a quid
He thought he was the meanest-
Until he met with Savage Sid.
Now Sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots
He poured a pint of Guinness over Benny's boots
Benny looked at Sidney:
Sidney stared right back in his eye.
Sidney chose a switchblade
And Benny got a cold meat pie.
Oh! what a terrible sight,
Much to the people's delight.
One hell of a fight.
Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it, in Benny's head.
The people gasped as he bled:
The end of a Ted?
Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the Palais in bits.
They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit.
But some of him was missing
And "part of him" arrived too late,
So now he works for Jesus
As the bouncer at St. Peter's Gate.
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Stagger Lee from Neil Diamond

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The night was clear and the moon was yellow
And the leaves came tumbling down
I was standing on the corner
When I heard my bulldog bark
He was barking up at the two men
Who were gambling in the dark
It was Stagger Lee and Billy
Two men who gambled late
Stagger Lee threw a seven
Billy swore, he threw an eight
Stagger Lee told "Billy,
I can't let you get away with that
Well, you've won all my money
And my brand new stetson hat"
Stagger Lee ran home
Went and got him his 44
Said, "I'm going to the bar room
Just to pay that debt that I owe"
Go Stagger Lee, Go Stagger Lee
Go Stagger Lee, Go Stagger Lee
Said, "I' m going to the bar room
Just to pay that debt that I owe"
Stagger Lee went to the bar room
Boy, he stood across the bar room doors
Said, "now, nobody move"
And he pulled out his 44
"Stagger Lee", cried Billy
"Oh, please don't you take my life
I got me three little children
And a very sickly wife"
Go Stagger Lee, Go Stagger Lee
Go Stagger Lee, Go Stagger Lee
"got me three little children
And a very, very sickly wife"
Stagger Lee shot Billy
Boy, he shot that poor boy so bad
That the bullet came through Billy
And went right through the bartender's glass
While I was standing on the corner
When I heard my bulldog bark
He was barking up at the two men
Who were gambling in the dark
Go Stagger Lee, Go Stagger Lee
Go Stagger Lee, Go Stagger Lee
Well, he was barking up at the two men
Who were gambling in the dark
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Being a Rush fan, it dawned on me that someone with red hair could go by "Red Bart Chetta."

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On 1/14/2024 at 6:49 PM, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:

there are no cows in space

funny , it seems i remember some from that movie about storm chasers , mostly i remember miss hunt tho , 

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