Texas Maverick Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Hmmmm, the only 100% obedient wives I have ever heard of are pure Islamic Muslim wives. The rest have been "Bats out of Hell." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 His sense of humor really shows in the Jewish dietary laws. Here God goes and creates the perfect food animal, the pig, then He forbids it to his chosen people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Those of you who don’t think that God has a sense of humor should pause for a moment to contemplate the duck billed platypus!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: His sense of humor really shows in the Jewish dietary laws. Here God goes and creates the perfect food animal, the pig, then He forbids it to his chosen people! Considering the apple precedent, not sure what outcome was expected... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 20 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Those of you who don’t think that God has a sense of humor should pause for a moment to contemplate the duck billed platipus!! God didn't do that. Steve did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 14 hours ago, Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 said: Hmmmm, the only 100% obedient wives I have ever heard of are pure Islamic Muslim wives. The rest have been "Bats out of Hell." My wife was very obedient. She'd say "Yes, Dear'", "Sure, Hon", or I'll get right on it"....then go do whatever she wanted. I put up with it for 51 years until she passed....and smiled almost all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 I grew up in a religious family. My aunts and uncles were all very religious. I was not. Oh sure, I played the good boy well at church and around family, but I was ornery through and through. At a family gathering my family were all discussing things and I made a joke which brought instant bad Ju-Ju upon me. I said “If God didn’t have a sense of humor why did he make us so we could laugh and see the humor in things?” I was sent to my room, which was fine with me. I absolutely believe God has a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 If God didn’t have a sense of humor, it’s for damned certain I wouldn’t still be here!! I’m also certain that wherever he sent me, I wouldn’t be alone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 53 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: My wife was very obedient. She'd say "Yes, Dear'", "Sure, Hon", or I'll get right on it"....then go do whatever she wanted. A friend and his wife were visiting, some years ago. My wife was telling me several things she needed done. I replied with a nasal "Yes, dear." "That's nice, dear." "Whatever you say, dear." Which absolutely cracked up my old friend, he didn't wet himself laughing, but he did make most of the sounds of a chicken laying a paving brick. Three days later his wife called me up and threatened to beat me with a wooden spoon. Ever since I'd replied in that nasal monotone, my friend was addressing her in the selfsame manner. And she blamed me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: A friend and his wife were visiting, some years ago. My wife was telling me several things she needed done. I replied with a nasal "Yes, dear." "That's nice, dear." "Whatever you say, dear." Which absolutely cracked up my old friend, he didn't wet himself laughing, but he did make most of the sounds of a chicken laying a paving brick. Three days later his wife called me up and threatened to beat me with a wooden spoon. Ever since I'd replied in that nasal monotone, my friend was addressing her in the selfsame manner. And she blamed me! The old, time tested tricks as regards most things, still work. Just remember, you have to sleep sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 and that is why there are fishing boats so ya can snooze in quiet coves CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Plus Tree Stands, and the man cave. WHen she invades the man cave, I head to the woodshop or to work on my 51 Chevy. THen theres always the lawn mower. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 If any man was blessed with a woman who was sent from God to be his soul mate and NEVER put him down just because he was a MAN, then he is already in Heaven. BUT!!!!! There a lot of married men who wish they were already in Hell!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 marriage the #1 cuase for divorce CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 When kids are bad, we send them to their room. Bad idea. TV, phone, computer, toys and books. If your kid is bad, send them to YOUR room... nothing exciting happens there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Though my kids were early cyber age, the ultimate punishment was losing the door to their room for a period of time. They had all sorts of other stuff, but no personal phone or computer. Might still work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 And the #2 cause for divorce is? Hmmm, maybe it's in Country songs. I can't help to just keep playing Tammy Wynette's "Stand by Your Man" or "Our Divorce Became Final Today." Of course if a guy spent his life following Tom T. Hall's song "Faster Horses, Younger Women, Older Whiskey, More Money" then oh well, guess where he is today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 If you ever needed proof that God has a sense of humor consider this: He gave us articulated arms and hands capable of reaching any part of our body except for a small spot right in the middle of our back. Then He made that spot itch all the damn time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Well, after thinking about it, I'll give any woman who went thru child birth, especially the 9 previous months of Hell, and, especially the women who went thru natural child birth, a pass. Hell, there ain't no man who could have done it no matter what kind of macho buff stud he thinks he is. I guess, thank God for giving us men women who would even for one day put up with our stupid crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 On 11/14/2023 at 9:11 AM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: My wife was very obedient. She'd say "Yes, Dear'", "Sure, Hon", or I'll get right on it"....then go do whatever she wanted. I put up with it for 51 years until she passed....and smiled almost all the time. Ditto here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 Just read my tag line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 17 hours ago, Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 said: Well, after thinking about it, I'll give any woman who went thru child birth, especially the 9 previous months of Hell, and, especially the women who went thru natural child birth, a pass. Hell, there ain't no man who could have done it no matter what kind of macho buff stud he thinks he is. I guess, thank God for giving us men women who would even for one day put up with our stupid crap. Yep, my wife always told me if men had to give birth the species would have died out long ago, because there is no chance that a man would do that twice! Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted November 16, 2023 Author Share Posted November 16, 2023 20 hours ago, Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 said: Well, after thinking about it, I'll give any woman who went thru child birth, especially the 9 previous months of Hell, and, especially the women who went thru natural child birth, a pass. Hell, there ain't no man who could have done it no matter what kind of macho buff stud he thinks he is. I guess, thank God for giving us men women who would even for one day put up with our stupid crap. I don't know about that. I would put my kidney stones up against their pain in childbirth. How many women would choose to do it more than once compared to how many with kidney stones saying they would like to go through it again. LOL TM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Well Maverick you have a point. I had my first kidney stone attack in 1972. While in the ER, the nurse pumping me with morphine, said to me, "I've had 3 babies natural child birth, and one kidney stone attack. I'll take the 3 babies natural child birth over one kidney stone attack anytime." And I have had two more since that one and I believe her. I don't wish it on anyone except maybe......well, you all know by now who I mean. Have to keep it non-political. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 I am told that a kick to the testicles hurts more than child birth. I know this, because a man always says, "I will NEVER do that again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Yep, don't believe you'll ever,ever hear guy say oh hell, I'm gonna go get a kick in the balls again! But then there's Jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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