Military Meme's

[Alpo]

[Muley Gil SASS # 57795]

On 9/8/2024 at 8:33 PM, Alpo said:

 

I ate at the BK on Camp Bondsteel in Kosovo every chance I could!

 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Alpo]

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

On 12/16/2024 at 10:24 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Reminded me of the Sierra Snow Snake

One of the most dangerous snakes anywhere.

 

They slither up your fundament and freeze you death from the inside out.

[Alpo]

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

That's the group from the Egyptian Obelisk Department, in the archeology department at the local college, training for the Boston Marathon. They're going to run together. That's why they have matching t-shirts.

[Texas Joker]

[Sedalia Dave]

3 hours ago, Alpo said:

That's the group from the Egyptian Obelisk Department, in the archeology department at the local college, training for the Boston Marathon. They're going to run together. That's why they have matching t-shirts.

[Alpo]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

#17 your gun was built by the lowest bidder 

[Eyesa Horg]

Unfortunately,so true.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

4 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

#17 your gun was built by the lowest bidder 

ALL your equipment was built by the lowest bidder!

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Not mine.  I bought a Colt 1911A1 at the PX on Okinawa and carried it, and I picked up an S&W Model 60 from someone going home.  

 

Had a room mate who got a Browning High Power there and knew a Chaplain who did too.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

3 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Not mine.  I bought a Colt 1911A1 at the PX on Okinawa and carried it, and I picked up an S&W Model 60 for someone going home.  

 

Had a room mate who got a Browning High Power there and knew a Chaplain who did too.

It's a lot stricter on personal weapons now. Even when I was in, ('77-'90) the average Marine would be hard pressed to have one. More senior Officers, probably. 

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Alpo]

I recall an article in Leatherneck magazine, back in the mid 70s.

 

The lady said that every base housing she had ever lived in, the interior walls were one of two colors. Either white or pale green and she had discovered that THIS brand of white toothpaste and THIS brand of mint toothpaste matched the paint exactly.

 

So when they moved into new base housing, she would put nails in the wall to hold pictures, and when they got transferred she would pull all the nails and plug the holes with toothpaste.

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Chihuahuas can be deadly.  Mine will lick you to death and shed all over your clothes.

 

She's a great watch dog, too.  She'll watch someone steal everything in the house and then beg a  ride in their truck.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

On 1/4/2025 at 6:57 PM, Sedalia Dave said:

Tracers go both ways.

[DocWard]

49 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:

Tracers go both ways.

 

Two that always stick in my mind are:

 

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

 

Incoming fire has the right of way.

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Sedalia Dave]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

[Alpo]

[DocWard]

17 hours ago, Alpo said:

You mean like this guy? Sergeant Major Mike Vining, a founding member of Delta Force

 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

[Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494]

 

 

[Alpo]

[Alpo]

Saw this in a cartoon. The back of a guy's shirt who's standing next to a cannon.

 

REDLEGS --- IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF BATTERY