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2 hours ago, Ozark Huckleberry said:

 

Worst thing about any kind of roadwork on a flattop -- the steel deck is totally unforgiving. It'll wreak havoc on your lower body.

 

Non-Skid is extremely hard on boot soles.

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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

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Had an “hog” incident at Graf up on the Forward Observation Post. One soldier was being a pain in the “fourth point of contact” all day. That night someone apparently smeared peanut butter on the foot of his fart sack and left the flap of the tent open just a hair. Middle of the night you hear him screaming “they’re eating me!”  Hogs had drug him out of the tent and were shredding his bed roll. It was February so he was zipped up tight and couldn’t get out. We eventually ran them off but he had to sleep in a ventilated sleeping bag the rest of the field problem. Funny, he was a model soldier after that. 

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7 hours ago, Caprock Kid said:

Had an “hog” incident at Graf up on the Forward Observation Post. One soldier was being a pain in the “fourth point of contact” all day. That night someone apparently smeared peanut butter on the foot of his fart sack and left the flap of the tent open just a hair. Middle of the night you hear him screaming “they’re eating me!”  Hogs had drug him out of the tent and were shredding his bed roll. It was February so he was zipped up tight and couldn’t get out. We eventually ran them off but he had to sleep in a ventilated sleeping bag the rest of the field problem. Funny, he was a model soldier after that. 

I was walking the gunline at Graf late one night and went back to the messline to check on the cleanup detail.  Came around the back of the 5 ton and found my detail up in the truck, hiding.  There was a hog in the messline.  It had knocked over the table and was crushing C ration cans to ease out what was inside and drinking out of the mermite container.  Never signed the mess log..

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