What (if anything) do you do in the front yard?

[Alpo]

51 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

I have had people let their dog crap in my yard and leave then come back with a bag and clean up. 

There's a house around the corner, and the woman goes to work about 3:30 in the morning. So one morning the dog woke me up and said she had to go pee. We go out and walk around a little bit and she pees, then we're going back to the house and she stops in this woman's yard and takes a dump. So I took her home got a bag and a flashlight and went back. And I'm standing out there in the street running the flashlight back and forth in the yard looking for the pile. And that woman starts down the driveway to go to work.

 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??

 

So I told her and she told me not to worry about it and go away. So I did.

[PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L]

Last comment?

 

[Alpo]

Y'know I've had that happen. Four times as I'm thinking about it right now. Two grown men, a grown woman, and a preteen boy. One guy walked in the backyard and stood behind the house. The other guy and his son just stood behind my truck. And the woman went squatted down behind the truck.

 

And I told 'em. "I got a bathroom in the house. It's got a toilet."

 

"No, this is fine."

 

Strange people. If my mama had ever caught me peeing in the yard she'd have beat my butt.

 

My nephew come home from playing down the street, and he'd wet his pants. And his mama started chewing his butt. "You're too big to be peeing your pants!"

 

He explained that it wasn't his fault. He had been playing down at Jonathan's house, and he had to pee so he was coming home, and he didn't make it.

 

Sister-in-law asked why he didn't use Jonathan's bathroom. He said Jonathan's mama would not let them in. She'd throw Jonathan out in the morning and he could not come back in the house until time for supper.

 

Sister-in-law asked what Jonathan did when he had to go pee. He said Jonathan went and peed in the corner of the yard. She asked why he hadn't peed in the corner of the yard.

 

"You told me that if I peed in the yard you'd spank me."

[Eyesa Horg]

3 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Y'know I've had that happen. Four times as I'm thinking about it right now. Two grown men, a grown woman, and a preteen boy. One guy walked in the backyard and stood behind the house. The other guy and his son just stood behind my truck. And the woman went squatted down behind the truck.

Seriously?

[Alpo]

Seriously.

 

Now, they didn't go outside to pee. We were, all four of them and me, outside at the time. And it was like - your nose is running and you don't have any Kleenex so you just stick your thumb up there and blow your nose out on the ground? That seemed to be their attitude. They got to pee, they were there, whip it out and pee.

 

I've done that when I was out in the woods. And possibly if I was visiting somebody and they had like a three acre backyard and we were all the way at the back fence. That's a long way up to the house when you got to go. But weren't none of these people more than 25-30 feet from the house.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

53 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Y'know I've had that happen. Four times as I'm thinking about it right now. Two grown men, a grown woman, and a preteen boy. One guy walked in the backyard and stood behind the house. The other guy and his son just stood behind my truck. And the woman went squatted down behind the truck.

 

And I told 'em. "I got a bathroom in the house. It's got a toilet."

 

"No, this is fine."

 

 

44 minutes ago, Alpo said:

Seriously.

 

Now, they didn't go outside to pee. We were, all four of them and me, outside at the time. And it was like - your nose is running and you don't have any Kleenex so you just stick your thumb up there and blow your nose out on the ground? That seemed to be their attitude. They got to pee, they were there, whip it out and pee.

 

I've done that when I was out in the woods. And possibly if I was visiting somebody and they had like a three acre backyard and we were all the way at the back fence. That's a long way up to the house when you got to go. But weren't none of these people more than 25-30 feet from the house.

Maybe they just weren't that familiar with indoor plumbing.

[Alpo]

Maybe. One guy was from Puerto Rico, the man and his son were from Alabama, and the woman was from Italy.

 

It's possi-bull.

 

Speaking of the Italian woman - it's nice to know that people all over the world think degrading things about folks in other countries.

 

I asked her to go to the beach with me one time, and she said she would love to, but she had misplaced the top of her bathing suit.

 

I told her to go without, and she seemed terminally shocked.

 

I said, "What's the big deal? You're European aren't you?"

 

And she said, "Yes, but I'm not French!!"

[Cypress Sun]

I've personally witnessed 3 women urinate in public. All three were grocery store parking lots, in plain view. All of them looked to be women over 50 years old and none of them tried to hide it at all. First time surprised the hell out of me, 2nd time was "I can't believe someone else is doing it" and the third time was "again...meh".

[Eyesa Horg]

I saw a young lady squat right next to her truck once. She waved, smiled, and shook dry! Musta really had to go, as she could've at least went to the woods side of the truck. But nooo!

[Trigger Mike]

If someone’s dog is pooping in my yard I’d spread red pepper everywhere and the dog would stop.  One was pooping at church so I did that and it worked.  I live in the country so we play football in the front yard and play with dogs etc.  

[Gracos Kid]

My neighbor who claims to be a Blackhawk down marine, a minister, and an addiction counselor who doesn't work lets his chickens run loose and crap on my driveway.  Covenant restrictions in our subdivision do not allow farm animals, but there's no HOA.  His two dogs in one week left 10 piles of poo in another neighbor's front yard, and they also run loose and consume every other neighbor's animal dish's food.  His stated attitude is that he's providing fertilizer, and if you put food out for your pets, his critters are going to find it.  He's also the participant in the DC Jan. 6th issue.  I'm tired of having to hose down my concrete driveway from chicken poop and wash his dog poop off my mowers before I can put them back in my basement.  If I shoot his chickens I will be the one having legal problems.  And to top it off, his wife literally stated they hate my wife and I because they get tired of hearing my blower every day when I clean my property.  As my Bible tells me I am to love my neighbor as myself, and to do good to those who despitefully treat me, I continue to blow the leaves out of the entire cul-de-sac so that he won't have to leave a bread crumb trail to find the driveway to the dump he calls home.......