Tennessee williams Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 ....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 In this situation they will give you back problems and fleas ..... from sleeping in the doghouse 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 I've met TW's wife. Her SASS alias is TN Whiskey. I don't think a good pair of ear muffs are gonna help. TW, you're gonna have to go deaf like me, and still plug your ears. But you better hope she don't see this thread. P.S. - what's it worth for me not to show it to her? ..........Widder 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Best that I can tell, they ain't skillet-proof. Bearing that in mind, it might be best to leave them lay. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 51 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: ....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not. You might want to buy her one of these. LOL 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gungadin Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 Once you are in the doghouse she has no more leverage ... buy another gun. My wife said she was going to cut me off, I said she couldn't, she didn't know where I was getting it..... If I'm found dead you know it was my mouth.... 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 TW's other half, TN Whiskey, was telling him about equality between men and women. Of course, TW was trying to explain why there wasn't equality when he said: "Men will have to grow mouths twice as big to be equal with women". Thats when the fight started. ..........Widder 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 51 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Men will have to grow mouths twice as big to be equal with women". That's 'cause men have bigger feet. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 9 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: ....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Supreme Pro-x earmuffs with Bluetooth ? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard listening to music while she’s mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not, but turning up the music when she’s loud will help There, fixed it for you. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 29 Author Share Posted August 29 10 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: There, fixed it for you. So, now does that mean you have some? I do want them but can't f8nd any to try on or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Just speaking of myself, without of my wife of 40 + years, well I just don't know. Count your blessings. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 52 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: So, now does that mean you have some? I do want them but can't f8nd any to try on or anything. No, sorry. I don’t. I slum it with Howard Leight electronic sport muffs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 29 Author Share Posted August 29 17 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: No, sorry. I don’t. I slum it with Howard Leight electronic sport muffs. The top band hurts my head. I'm thinking the rear bands would be better. Hate to spend all that money and them not be any better! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 24 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: The top band hurts my head. I'm thinking the rear bands would be better. Hate to spend all that money and them not be any better! Quit doing things that cause your better half to thump you with her skillet and once the swelling goes down the top band won't hurt your head anymore. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 29 Author Share Posted August 29 2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Quit doing things that cause your better half to thump you with her skillet and once the swelling goes down the top band won't hurt your head anymore. She kind of jumps the gun on purchases a bit. She was going to order me a set last night but I told her I was gonna check the wire to see if anyone has used them. She asked me a bit ago if anybody had replied and I told her what I wrote up. I thought she was gonna fall off the couch laughing. Then she got all serious and said, "you been on the phone with Widder again aint ya." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 11 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: ....her mouth all mornin'. Any of you have any experience with those Sordin Pro-x earmuffs? In addition to cutting sound down in the house, I'll use them to shoot in the back yard and while mowing. Don't know if they'll be good for that or not. 24 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: She kind of jumps the gun on purchases a bit. She was going to order me a set last night but I told her I was gonna check the wire to see if anyone has used them. She asked me a bit ago if anybody had replied and I told her what I wrote up. I thought she was gonna fall off the couch laughing. Then she got all serious and said, "you been on the phone with Widder again aint ya." I don't respond to guys who re openly suicidal. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Suicidal from spouse? Naw....he's to good to her. he got her a new washer and dryer for Christmas last year. Then got her an ironing board and new steam iron for her birthday. Hold onto your hat cause his anniversary gift will make most wives jealous. For their anniversary, he got her one of them new electric weed eaters AND.....an extra battery because their property is pretty big and she can do the complete trim job without having to stop and recharge the battery. I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts. I only gave my wife a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches. And its a good thing I like baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often. ..........Widder 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts. I only gave my wife a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches. And its a good thing I like baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often. ..........Widder That right there ‘splains a LOT!! 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 6 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Suicidal from spouse? Naw....he's to good to her. he got her a new washer and dryer for Christmas last year. Then got her an ironing board and new steam iron for her birthday. Hold onto your hat cause his anniversary gift will make most wives jealous. For their anniversary, he got her one of them new electric weed eaters AND.....an extra battery because their property is pretty big and she can do the complete trim job without having to stop and recharge the battery. I just wish she wouldn't tell MY wife about all those nice gifts. I only gave my wife a new non-stick skillet to fry up my baloney sammiches. And its a good thing I like baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often. ..........Widder Both of you two gotta have a death wish or a fetish for sleeping outdoors in all weather. I just ain't made up my mind about which one it is. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Y’all might think that the sangwidge comment was purt near dead on, but baloney ain’t what them two is full of!! 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 29 Author Share Posted August 29 That reminds me of these 2 old fellers fishing on a boat near a bridge. They was catching good fish and having a good time. Well, a funeral procession came by and one of the fellers stood up, took his hat off and bowed his head. After the procession passed, the other guy said "Fred, I didn't know you was so respectable a man". Fred looked over at him and said, "we was married nearly 40 years. It's the least I could do". 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 9 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: And its a good thing I like baloney sammiches cause that's what she fixes for me most often. Finally! He admits that he's full of baloney! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: That reminds me of these 2 old fellers fishing on a boat near a bridge. They was catching good fish and having a good time. Well, a funeral procession came by and one of the fellers stood up, took his hat off and bowed his head. After the procession passed, the other guy said "Fred, I didn't know you was so respectable a man". Fred looked over at him and said, "we was married nearly 40 years. It's the least I could do". Good raising just shows, sometimes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Finally! He admits that he's full of baloney! Like I said! Baloney ain’t what either of them two is full of!! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 well the fight might have swtarted but it will be finished with cast iron right up side ol TWs head CB 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowderRiverCowboy Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 I could go 2 ways on this one my usual educated Rectum self , But also the reality sets in on what I would give to have that problem just one more time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy Me Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Whatever she says just say....OKAY and act like you are not paying attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted August 30 Author Share Posted August 30 39 minutes ago, Mercy Me said: Whatever she says just say....OKAY and act like you are not paying attention. I try to do just that. A couple days ago she says "hello, are you even listening?" Is it just me, or is that not a weird way to start a conversation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 You all know me and how much I hate to talk about 'family matters' in public. And specially about TW and his personal life. BUT..... Earlier in the summer, around June, TW's 'Bunkhouse Boss' ask him to fix up the door hinges on the outdoor shed (small barn). He said.... "Sure, I'll do it". Last week, she said something about it again to him and he told her:........"Look, if I say I'm gonna do something, I do it. I don't like being reminded every 3 months about it". And that's where the cold pizza was served for supper. ..........Widder 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 i learned 30 years ago to tune them out - we been married for 32 and known each other for near 40 but sometimes what she says makes perfect sense , just got to learn to filter , i promise you they seldom listen to all you say even when they acknowledge it , they filter too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 I have bad hearing already....I miss a lot of what she says.....And tune out the rest.....But I do wonder why things are flying past me... Texas Lizard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy Me Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 14 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: I try to do just that. A couple days ago she says "hello, are you even listening?" Is it just me, or is that not a weird way to start a conversation? I am out of tricks, May God be with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 time for the old duck and cover drill CB 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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