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58 minutes ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

I think most of these stories coming out of the volunteer state are a load of bull. Art Bell would have done a show on all of this if true.

 

Surely the Wire Pards don't think that TW and I would 'spin a yarn'.  :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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I can testify to the veracity of the narrative proffered here!

 

Every word that has been spoken or written by those of the state in question are the absolute truth!*
 

 

 

 

 

 

*give or take the occasional prevarication  <_<

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1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

I can testify to the veracity of the narrative proffered here!

 

Every word that has been spoken or written by those of the state in question are the absolute truth!*
 

 

 

 

 

 

*give or take the occasional prevarication  <_<

Ok, adding Blackwater to the list.......

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2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

Surely the Wire Pards don't think that TW and I would 'spin a yarn'.  :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

 

Yes I do...

 

And don't call me Shirley.

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Just hope these critters don't show up at the southern border and migrate to TN!:o

 

https://www.vibe.com/news/national/peruvian-villagers-attacked-predator-style-aliens-1234778906/

 

 

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4 hours ago, Michigan Slim said:

Ok, adding Blackwater to the list.......


THANKS!!

 

Puts me in elite company, for sure!!

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On 8/8/2023 at 5:46 PM, Tennessee williams said:

Yes there is. They got hold of my cousin Linda Lou. But, instead of locking her in the basement and having their way with her, they kept her in the kitchen makin' samiches and fillin' up bowls of ice cream. Every now and then they'd let her out so she could do a load of laundry. Linda Lou got fed up one day and really laid into them. I mean she gave them the what for. Next thing you know, they packed up and said they had to go visit some kinfolk over to East Tennessee. Linda's been waiting for them to show back up cause she says she's got a bun in the oven. I don't know what kind of bread it is, but I'd stay away from it. She's gaining weight like crazy and won't wear shoes for nothing. They probably about ready to run her out of her mobile home park if she don't watch it.

Linda Lou should have locked them in the basement and they could have earned ice cream for good behavior :P

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1 minute ago, Pickpocket Kate said:

Linda Lou should have locked them in the basement and they could have earned ice cream for good behavior :P

Nobody ever accused Linda Lou of being too smart. She's barefoot and pregnant. She's got a gap so big between her front teeth, you don't know whether to smile back at her or kick a field goal.

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29 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

Nobody ever accused Linda Lou of being too smart. She's barefoot and pregnant. She's got a gap so big between her front teeth, you don't know whether to smile back at her or kick a field goal.

 

Must be in the family genes.

 

..........Widder

 

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2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

You kin to her too?

 

Actually, yes.   We call her 'Cuz Linda'.

She's been calling me nearly every week, wanting to tell me all the names she is considering for her baby when he/she arrives.

 

And she decided on one of them 'generic' names that will be suitable for a boy or a girl............. JESSE.

She said the 'daddy' would appreciate it..... :o

 

..........Widder

 

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