The SASS South East Regional Ambush At Cavern Cove

[Badlands Bob #61228]

I just finished reading the stages.  They can be viewed from Lucky Ned Pepper's post near the top of page 6 of this thread.

 

For those who are short of time, hunting your pistols or reloading bullets, here's the Cliff Notes summary:

I was able to understand all the sequences on the first reading, so that's a good sign.  You'll have to count up to 8 and know your right from your left.  The rifle and pistol sequences are repeated except for a couple combined progressive sweeps.  No split pistols, which is good for us Gunfighter types.  Movement on most stages and a rifle reload thrown in on one stage.  Lots of, shooter choice rifle not last, stages.  The stages look to be pretty fast with the occasional 6 shotgun stage.  Somebody spent a lot of time on the story line and it's worth the read.  This is going to be fun. 

 

I'll be hooking up the bunkhouse in the morning and we'll see you on the range sometime Wednesday afternoon.  

[Widder, SASS #59054]

10 hours ago, Tn Tombstone said:

So Jiffy in the shotgun, does Skippy in the pistols help with the slip hammer?

 

That is a known and proven fact.   BUT, as a dedicated GF, I 

didn't want to share that secret with those Trad style shooters.

But, now that the secret is out, looks like there will be a run

on Skippy Pnut Butter.  

P.S.- Hey boys, smooooooooth is better!  

 

8 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

I haven't shot in so long I can't even find my pistols! I think I left them at the range. Or the back of my truck.

 

If any of Y'all have seen the back of TW's truck, you could 

understand why those pistols are lost.  

 

..........Widder

 

[Tennessee williams]

1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

 

If any of Y'all have seen the back of TW's truck, you could 

understand why those pistols are lost.  

 

..........Widder

 

Probably where that money is you say I owe ya

[Widder, SASS #59054]

That money has been owed to me for a long time.

You should have paid me back when Confederate money

still had value.

 

..........Widder

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

TW invites me to go with him to a 'yard sale'.

 

Then, when we get there, he wants to 'borrow' some

money from me.   He's tapped out........ broke.

Then when he finds out how much money I have in my 

pocket, he starts dealing with the owner with counter offers..........

on MY money.

 

To top that off, he starts charging ME interest on the

depreciation of those items that he used MY money to buy.

In other words, if those items depreciated 3% over the next

6 months, ole TW figures he owes me 3% less than what

'I' paid to buy them.

 

Gotta watch out for that ole boy!

 

..........Widder

 

[Krazy Kajun]

Widder, I'm shore ole TW 'depreciates' all you do for him! What's surprising to me is that he has not offered to barter with you.  Pay you in coin of his realm....chicken feet and coon peckers.

 

Kajun

[Mister Badly]

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[Mister Badly]

1 minute ago, Mister Badly said:

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Photos of stages. Thanks Austin. 

[Lucky Lead Pepper]

[Tennessee williams]

1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

TW invites me to go with him to a 'yard sale'.

 

Then, when we get there, he wants to 'borrow' some

money from me.   He's tapped out........ broke.

Then when he finds out how much money I have in my 

pocket, he starts dealing with the owner with counter offers..........

on MY money.

 

To top that off, he starts charging ME interest on the

depreciation of those items that he used MY money to buy.

In other words, if those items depreciated 3% over the next

6 months, ole TW figures he owes me 3% less than what

'I' paid to buy them.

 

Gotta watch out for that ole boy!

 

..........Widder

 

Atleast I didn't charge you for the front row seat witnessing greatness! Besides, you'd have just spent that money on shrimp and loose wimmin. By my count, I did you a favor. Just think of how hard you'd have had to work to come up with an excuse of where that money went if'n I didn't "liberate" it from you and save you from its sinful nature! 

[Krazy Kajun]

Ole TW, what a kind soul keeping Widder from being led astray….now Widder, that’s a pard to ride the river with. Now you might throw him off the raft on the journey but I know you’ll have fond memories of the trip. 

 

Kajun

[Tennessee williams]

55 minutes ago, Krazy Kajun said:

Ole TW, what a kind soul keeping Widder from being led astray….now Widder, that’s a pard to ride the river with. Now you might throw him off the raft on the journey but I know you’ll have fond memories of the trip. 

 

Kajun

I float. 

  Speaking of scoundrels, I got something for you Krazy. I'm sure you'll appreciate it

[Widder, SASS #59054]

1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said:

I float. 

  

 

I started to say the same thing......... but like 'what'?  .

 

Now for the BIG QUESTION:

 

Whats the weather forecast this weekend at the Regional?

 

..........Widder

 

[Captain Bill Burt]

15 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

 

I started to say the same thing......... but like 'what'?  .

 

Now for the BIG QUESTION:

 

Whats the weather forecast this weekend at the Regional?

 

..........Widder

 

Sunny lows in the 60s highs in the 80s.  A significant chance of smoke, fire and loud noises as well as PPBs* near TW's and KK's carts. 

 

*possum penis bone.

[Badlands Bob #61228]

The weather forecast shows absolutely no chance of rain for the next week.  But it always rains at Alabama, so I'm still bringing my slicker.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I just got the final Posse listings.

 

I noticed that Missouri Lefty is shooting the same flight

as I am, BUT..... on a different posse.

I think they did this in order to keep him from spying on me

and trying to learn new GF tricks and techniques.

 

I been waiting for him to give up on his slow SxS and start

shooting a fast 97..... 

 

..........Widder

 

[Lucky Lead Pepper]

1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Whats the weather forecast this weekend at the Regional?

Today/Tonight	Mostly Clear to Partly Cloudy     Winds:  SE 4-10 mph   High:  89
Wednesday	Partly Cloudy       Winds:  SE 4-10 mph   Low:  64        High:  87
Thursday	Partly Cloudy     Low:  65        High:  87
Friday	Partly Cloudy   Low:  63        High:  86
Saturday	Mostly Clear   Low:  62        High:  89

[Widder, SASS #59054]

YEEHAW....... and thanks!

 

..........Widder

 

[Tennessee williams]

1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I just got the final Posse listings.

 

I noticed that Missouri Lefty is shooting the same flight

as I am, BUT..... on a different posse.

I think they did this in order to keep him from spying on me

and trying to learn new GF tricks and techniques.

 

I been waiting for him to give up on his slow SxS and start

shooting a fast 97..... 

 

..........Widder

 

Did you fall asleep watching Andy Griffith again?

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Special Notice to Capt BB:

 

Last night, while talking with TW on the phone, he told me

he was all loaded up and ready to go.   Ammo loaded, guns cleaned, chicken fee and

pecker bones packed, etc.......

 

THEN..... he says he got ALL 40 of his SG shells loaded.

I ask the significance of '40' and he said there will only be

40 KD's in the match.

 

I do believe the ole boy is ready!  

I'm on his Posse and it should be interesting.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

[Diamond Jake]

Headed out in a couple minutes.  Should be there around 2 pm.  Gonna unload the truck then spend some quality time at the fire pit.

[Captain Bill Burt]

17 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Special Notice to Capt BB:

 

Last night, while talking with TW on the phone, he told me

he was all loaded up and ready to go.   Ammo loaded, guns cleaned, chicken fee and

pecker bones packed, etc.......

 

THEN..... he says he got ALL 40 of his SG shells loaded.

I ask the significance of '40' and he said there will only be

40 KD's in the match.

 

I do believe the ole boy is ready!  

I'm on his Posse and it should be interesting.

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

That's excellent news.  I'm glad he's so confident.  It will be nice to see both of you.  Our posses are adjacent to each other, so we can do a bit of spying if we want to.

By the way, no need to share this information with TW, but there are 44 KD's in the match.

 

That's just the edge I like to start with.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Capt BB,

I haven't counted the KD's on each stage, but

according to the stage instructions posted, I counted

only 40 also.   EIGHT stages with 4 KD's, ONE with 6,

and ONE with only 2.

 

What am I missing?

 

EDIT:   TW says YOU will need 44 for those 

makeups.

 

 

..........Widder

 

[Captain Bill Burt]

37 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

Capt BB,

I haven't counted the KD's on each stage, but

according to the stage instructions posted, I counted

only 40 also.   EIGHT stages with 4 KD's, ONE with 6,

and ONE with only 2.

 

What am I missing?

 

EDIT:   TW says YOU will need 44 for those 

makeups.

 

 

..........Widder

 

When asked how he dealt with Game 7's Michael Jordan said, "what's a game 7?"

 

On their Facebook page NAR lists the following round count:

Main Match 
Stage 1 10-10-4
Stage 2 10-10-4
Stage 3 10-10-4
Stage 5 10-10-4
Stage 6 10-10-4
Stage 7 10-10-6
Stage 8 10-10-6
Stage 9 10-10-4
Stage 10 10-10-4
Total 100-100-44+

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I dont have Facebook...... BUT, the a copy of the booklet

is posted on page 6 of this thread, and it shows only ONE stage

with 6 KD's and stage 10 with only 2.

 

All others are 4+.    Check it out.

 

P.S. - I like the 6+ KD's on a stage.   Makes it fun,

especially when things are going well with the

SG.

 

..........Widder

 

[Widder, SASS #59054]

I will be manning the 'Yard Sale' table for TW 

on Thursday while he is giving the RO class.

 

Drop bye and I'll make you a good deal on HIS stuff.

 

..........Widder

 

[Tennessee williams]

If anyone is interested, Ill have unlimited access to Widders gun cart for the duration.

[Lucky Lead Pepper]

28 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said:

If anyone is interested, Ill have unlimited access to Widders gun cart for the duration.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

Suddenly, I feel depressed.    

 

No money = No friends.

BUT.....I won't be broke after I sell TW's stuff.

I might even supply free Pepsi with every purchase.

Compliments of TW, of course.

 

..........Widder