Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) It is impossible for me tell the truth! Try it that way! Would someone move this from the Wire to the Saloon so I Can buy a round for my error. Edited July 31, 2023 by Forty Rod SASS 3935 Quote
Cypress Sun Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 Everybody says that...but it's not true. 2 Quote
Alpo Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 Everybody says that it's impossible for 40 to tell a lie? I was unaware of that. 3 Quote
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 Obviously, you've never been influenced by TN Williams. ..........Widder 4 Quote
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 just like a fish story the 1st Iyer , AIN'T go no chance 2 Quote
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 But man, the way Forty can spin the truth! It is a sight to behold! Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 31, 2023 Author Posted July 31, 2023 It's not my fault. I was never there, I never did that, and she said she was over 18. Quote
PowderRiverCowboy Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: It is impossible for me tell the truth! When did you become a politician ? Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 31, 2023 Author Posted July 31, 2023 1st: go wash your mouth out with soap. 2nd: read what it says and find our why it can't be right. Work on it Hint: two flaws in the statement. Quote
Alpo Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 Yeah, it makes a big difference when you change it like that. If it is impossible for you to tell the truth, then you would have not been able to tell us that it was impossible for you to tell the truth. Quote
Pat Riot Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 6 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: BTWBS!! By The Way Bull S***? 2 Quote
Texas Maverick Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Baffle Them With… I thought it meant But Tennessee Williams BS. My bad. LOL TM Edited July 31, 2023 by Texas Maverick 2 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 31, 2023 Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) Forty, you're a Marine. The only difference between Fairy Tales and your stories is that Fairy Tales start "Once Upon a Time..." and yours start "Now This is no S**t..." And as a fellow Marine, I approve. Edited August 1, 2023 by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 2 Quote
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted August 1, 2023 Posted August 1, 2023 Anybody ever "caught" Forty lying about anything? Quote
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted August 1, 2023 Posted August 1, 2023 9 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: It is impossible for me tell the truth! I thought maybe it was a plea and Forty forgot the comma! It is impossible for me, tell the truth! Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 1, 2023 Author Posted August 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 said: Anybody ever "caught" Forty lying about anything? No, but that's the truth as I see it. It's kind of like my definition of a fair fight; I get five or six guys to hold my opponent while I beat him with a pool cue. Quote
Texas Maverick Posted August 1, 2023 Posted August 1, 2023 15 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Forty, you're a Marine. The only difference between Fairy Tales and your stories is that Fairy Tales start "Once Upon a Time..." and yours start "Now This is no S**t..." And as a fellow Marine, I approve. and ends with "hold my beer" TM 1 Quote
watab kid Posted August 2, 2023 Posted August 2, 2023 sounds like vi need to sit round the campfire and listen to a few yarns and decide for myself ....nothing like a good story over a beer in those waning hours to make one of these threads real , Quote
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