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Alpo

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40 50 miles down the road, in Destin, a bear went down to go swimming in the Gulf.

 

https://nypost.com/2023/06/12/possible-explanation-for-black-bear-sighting-at-florida-beach-revealed/

 

Aside from the people that were walking up to within two or three feet of it - and you can see that in a couple of pictures - I noticed that one of the pictures said that the bear went into the shallow end.

 

Yes, that's right. The bear went into the shallow end of the ocean. I guess he wasn't going to go off the diving board so he didn't need to go into the deep end.

 

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Besides idiot reporters, that bear looked just a little over cub age. If mother bear would have come out, you'd have seen a lot of people trying to walk on water.

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Trying to read that article was like navigating the streets in Olongapo City in the Philippines in 1980. Holy crap was that annoying. 
 

“Hey Joe…Hey Joe….Hey Joe…bing bang walla-walla bing bang…tick,tick,tick…me love you long time…”

 

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1 hour ago, Cypress Sun said:

that bear looked just a little over cub age. I

I think they've only got two ages named for bears - cubs and adults.

 

Be like if people were either babies or adults. I have a 16 year old granddaughter - be 17 in December. So she's a baby. Because she's not an adult.

 

With people we got terms for in between - baby to child to teenager to adult. I think with bears it's either a cub or it's a grown bear.

 

That would make that a large cub - teenager bear. B)

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Adolescent.  Age of sexual maturity but not age of majority

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Around here we call them "year old cubs"

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4 hours ago, Alpo said:

I noticed that one of the pictures said that the bear went into the shallow end.

 

This one?

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The one that says in the caption "the shallows?". That would be instead of " open waters" or "deep water," wouldn't it?

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2 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

This one?

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The one that says in the caption "the shallows?". That would be instead of " open waters" or "deep water," wouldn't it?

They've edited their article. It originally said "the bear came out of the shallow end".

 

Maybe somebody pointed out what a stupid statement that was.

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

They've edited their article. It originally said "the bear came out of the shallow end".

 

Maybe somebody pointed out what a stupid statement that was.

 

Just like a lot of journalists these days.

 

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there are no real journalists these days - no one checks their facts , confirms their sources - they just write opinions , i love that the bear was in the shallows - who knows what lurks in the depths out there , 

 

it is obviously a young bear but that dont mean its not dangerous if it feels cornered - its all fun till someone gets hut .........here hold my beer 

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