Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 A man who owns a watch always knows the time, whereas a man with more than one is never entirely certain. Add your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 A stopped watch is correct twice a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Man who tell truth all day long, dead by sundown. Ancient Chinese saying (okay, maybe not). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Small change can often be found under seat cushions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Most people that claim they "always tell the truth", just like to insult you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Never trust a politician who says: "Trust Me!" * * In fact, never trust a politician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Candy’s dandy, but sex won’t rot your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracos Kid Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 From a dear departed friend: Look to this day, for today well-lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. And this one: Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes unto us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we learned something from yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracos Kid Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 The saddest words of tongue or pen, are knowing what just might have been. (From John Geenleaf Whittier's "Maud Murra") To let another determine whether I shall be rude or gracious, elated or depressed, loving or spiteful, is to relinquish control over my own personality, which ultimately is all I possess. Woman - a soft, delicate, sensual, alluring, often beautiful creature who possesses the ability to deceive, control, manipulate and intimidate the strongest of men with one of two words.....Yes or No... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Know when to take "Yes" for an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigBelle Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Nothing is certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Never trust anyone who talks about doing something for "the greater good". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 NEVER FORGIVE , never FORGET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 25, 2023 Author Share Posted May 25, 2023 A man who owns a watch always knows the time, whereas a man with more than one is never entirely certain. Add your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Even if the horse is blind, load the wagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Your mind slipping there, 40? You done started this thread, with the same post, 5 hours ago. And now you do it again 43 minutes ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 The sky is ............ .......... up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 "Never complain, never explain." Benjamin Disraeli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said: "Never complain, never explain." Benjamin Disraeli ....... I'm sorry, I wasn't listening ......... (Lucky Eddie, Hagar the Horrible cartoon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways, is going to Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 "Always bet on stupidity." Captain Don Cross, 1991, Menard Correctional Center Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 11 hours ago, Yul Lose said: Candy’s dandy, but sex won’t rot your teeth. No, but it can give you wrinkles and make you weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 7 hours ago, Alpo said: Your mind slipping there, 40? You done started this thread, with the same post, 5 hours ago. And now you do it again 43 minutes ago? I have absolutely no answer to that. I haven't been on my computer all day until about twenty five minutes ago. Damn gremlins are running amok again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 Remember this moment. Twenty years from now you can look around and "Well, here I am". Look to Professor Erwin Corey for some dandies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 12 hours ago, Yul Lose said: Candy’s dandy, but sex won’t rot your teeth. 1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: No, but it can give you wrinkles and make you weak. But you'll enjoy every minute of it and you'll brag about it any chance you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: But you'll enjoy every minute of it and you'll brag about it any chance you get. Now days that’s a very true statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 be selective you never know where its been , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 If your mother never had any children, chances are you won't either. No matter how thin you slice the baloney, you can still throw a brick through a plate glass window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Don't throw the baby out with the bath water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigBelle Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 12 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: NEVER FORGIVE , never FORGET A valuable lesson i wish i have learned early in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 "A person will buy a watch just to keep track of time already given to him/her". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 When heading thru a long dark tunnel and the light at the end is approaching faster than the speed you are traveling.......... it time to switch tracks. (author Unknown). ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 .... and the great John Foggarty pointed out that ... .... "the light at the end of the tunnel was nothing but a burglars' torch"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Gun Jimmy Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 My dad when I was an early teen said something super simple and only about half what I think is the saying but man it stuck and has served me well. "Boy, you were given two ears and one mouth for a reason." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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