Tennessee williams Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Widder is getting on in years and sometimes words he trying to think of tend to elude him. It's nothing to be ashamed of, after all its been so long since he was just a boy he played in the Sahara Forest. Anyway, about his getting himself banned from Zaxbys. He got hungry and went up there today to get himself something to eat. Well, he got so confused when that well endowed waitress asked to take his order, he ended up saying "breast in plants" instead of chicken salad. Hey, I don't make this stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 And that, my Wire Pards, is the latest news from Bud Lite's new Poster Boy. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's some funny stuff! X 1000! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 So easy for lots of these types of errors as we get older. For instance, here is a misguided missile: And here is Miss Guided Missile. We lived in multiple different times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Ya just can't take that pair anywhere Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 This is the kind of great stuff that keeps me coming back everyday to the WIRE. Better pain killer than what my Urologist gave me after kidney stone surgery. Keep it up folks!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 You can't take him anywhere twice so that he can apologize for the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 I'm forced to tell the WHOLE story....... the TRUE story. Yes, I got a little sidetracked by the waitress and her noticeable 'endowments', if you know what I mean. BUT, it wasn't as much her endowments as it was a tattoo of some big lips on those endowments with some 'Chinese or Japanese' writing under the lip tattoo. I ask her what the writing was and what it said. She said....."its Chinese and says.....TW was here, April 1, 2023" True Story. A feller just can't make this stuff up. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 More alternatives for @Widder, SASS #59054 to use if confused in the future. Chicken tit lettuce Food weapons Sharp sticks Small pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Them two is a bad influence on one another!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Them two is a bad influence on one another!! Well I should certainly hope so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 I've got a friend like Widder and TW. When the house next door to him went up for sale, our wives both said "OHHELLNO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 I have to get to a shoot in Tennessee just so I can witness the TW and Widder show. I may even sell tickets and popcorn. Having it popped will cost extra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 19 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: And that, my Wire Pards, is the latest news from Bud Lite's new Poster Boy. ..........Widder It's poster person. He get's his feelings hurt when we try to label his (excuse me) their gender. I heard him tell someone the other day, "If Budwiser ever makes Nanner Puddin' just put me in a dress and hand me a spoon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, Chickamauga Slim said: It's poster person. He get's his feelings hurt when we try to label his (excuse me) their gender. I heard him tell someone the other day, "If Budwiser ever makes Nanner Puddin' just put me in a dress and hand me a spoon!" Slim, you're not wrong but your post reminded me you made an appearance in one of the stages I wrote for last week. Here it is again for your enjoyment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 See what it is, is that you have to understand that the relationship between Widder & TW is like the relationship between Barney Fifie & Opie Taylor (you pick which one is which), too complicated to understand. If you understand that it can't be understood then you are understanding it correctly, because you don't understand it. Then you get to walk in my shoes and explain to folks that you now know you understand because you realize it can't be undersood, understand? If you now realize you don't understand it, good for you, you have finally understood it, as the awarness that it can't be understood is proof of understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 2 hours ago, Chickamauga Slim said: See what it is, is that you have to understand that the relationship between Widder & TW is like the relationship between Barney Fifie & Opie Taylor (you pick which one is which), too complicated to understand. If you understand that it can't be understood then you are understanding it correctly, because you don't understand it. Then you get to walk in my shoes and explain to folks that you now know you understand because you realize it can't be undersood, understand? If you now realize you don't understand it, good for you, you have finally understood it, as the awarness that it can't be understood is proof of understanding. I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 2 hours ago, Chickamauga Slim said: See what it is, is that you have to understand that the relationship between Widder & TW is like the relationship between Barney Fifie & Opie Taylor (you pick which one is which), too complicated to understand. If you understand that it can't be understood then you are understanding it correctly, because you don't understand it. Then you get to walk in my shoes and explain to folks that you now know you understand because you realize it can't be undersood, understand? If you now realize you don't understand it, good for you, you have finally understood it, as the awarness that it can't be understood is proof of understanding. Thanks for clearing that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 2 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: I don't understand. Exactly, now you really understand it, as you understand it can't be understood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 grab a beer and some popcorn it is all good or NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 44 minutes ago, Chickamauga Slim said: Exactly, now you really understand it, as you understand it can't be understood. If I understood it, I'd be as bad as they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 At least it wasn't like the Cracker Barrel episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Had to cancel Tennessee State yesterday because of a very important appointment. I'm going to miss the show. I mean shoot. Carry on cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 7 hours ago, Chickamauga Slim said: See what it is, is that you have to understand that the relationship between Widder & TW is like the relationship between Barney Fifie & Opie Taylor (you pick which one is which), too complicated to understand. If you understand that it can't be understood then you are understanding it correctly, because you don't understand it. Then you get to walk in my shoes and explain to folks that you now know you understand because you realize it can't be undersood, understand? If you now realize you don't understand it, good for you, you have finally understood it, as the awarness that it can't be understood is proof of understanding. Festus Hagan couldn't have explained it any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Its kinda like this: Have you ever lost a friend that you needed to lose? And then later you found out that TW wasn't one of them! (now figure that one out) ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Coroner Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 9 hours ago, Chickamauga Slim said: See what it is, is that you have to understand that the relationship between Widder & TW is like the relationship between Barney Fifie & Opie Taylor (you pick which one is which), too complicated to understand. If you understand that it can't be understood then you are understanding it correctly, because you don't understand it. Then you get to walk in my shoes and explain to folks that you now know you understand because you realize it can't be undersood, understand? If you now realize you don't understand it, good for you, you have finally understood it, as the awarness that it can't be understood is proof of understanding. That sounds more like a Festus Hagen explanation. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Ya see?? (no! i can’t tell that! it would end up with too many of us facing charges…) NEVERMIND!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 8 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Ya see?? (no! i can’t tell that! it would end up with too many of us facing charges…) NEVERMIND!! Statute of Limitations or self imposed limitations? Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 2 hours ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: Statute of Limitations or self imposed limitations? Imis BOTH!!! Er, ah, I mean… NEITHER!!! SQUIRREL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 16 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: SQUIRREL!! WHERE?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Shiney things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 cracker barrel has no sense of hummer or respect for the elderly - not going there anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, watab kid said: cracker barrel has no sense of hummer or respect for the elderly - not going there anymore Ole TN Williams told his wife that he was not going to Cowboy shoots anymore. Then he said....."Of course, I ain't gonna go ANY LESS either". And that's when the fight started. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Coroner Posted May 17 Share Posted May 17 17 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Ole TN Williams told his wife that he was not going to Cowboy shoots anymore. Then he said....."Of course, I ain't gonna go ANY LESS either". And that's when the fight started. ..........Widder Hmm, l think I’ll try that one on my wife next time she starts... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 my wife has a good sense of hummer , i think i might get by with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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