Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 We need to talk. See anything different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Can you come to HR for a chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 “NOTHING!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Do whatever you want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 And? How did you not notice anything has changed? What did you buy at the gun store the other day? So what do you want to wear tomorrow? How do these look on me? All these sentences form a drug. A drug called “blood pressure enhancement”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Where've ya been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Pat Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 you may have cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 OOPS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 "What are you thinking about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 (over the PA) bzzztMrs. Roberts, would you send Johnny Tompkins up to the principal's office please bzzzt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 What took you so long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 You'll need your lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 I am from the government and I am here to help CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 "We've been trying to contact you about your cars' extended warrantee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 Never mind!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 I missed my period again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 My mother is coming for a visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 7, 2023 Author Share Posted May 7, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 I’m FINE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleshoe Bill SASS #67022 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Wife sez, " Well, If you dont know what is wrong: I'm certainly not going to tell you. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 5 hours ago, Yul Lose said: What took you so long? MY wife's version after I spent two months trying to find who she was "It sure took you long enough." We were married 3 1/2 months later and would still be had she not passed away 7 years ago tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 8, 2023 Author Share Posted May 8, 2023 Your test results are in. Sit down please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 “This is gonna hurt me more than it’s gonna hurt you!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 I told you yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 19 hours ago, Irish-Pat said: you may have cancer I've been told that by a doctor and honestly it didn't have near the effect hearing "We need to talk" did. I found someone else who doesn't use that BS line with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Gun Jimmy Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Wife.. "Hey, I was thinking"...usually lose time and money after that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 My garage door won’t close again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 License and registration..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 I’ve been thinking about a chicken coop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Bring your time card to my office, NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 Wrong Pull Cord Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 "Do you remember what today is?" Husbands are just way too easy to scare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted May 8, 2023 Share Posted May 8, 2023 You need a root canal and crown. (About an hour ago ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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