Subdeacon Joe Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 1 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 8 hours ago, Alpo said: I’d be careful who I show this to!! It COULD result in a scalp massage!! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 6 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: I’d be careful who I show this to!! It COULD result in a scalp massage!! With a Cast-iron skillet. I have a little 5” one for pocket carry. 😁 CJ 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: I’d be careful who I show this to!! It COULD result in a scalp massage!! At first I thought those were zip ties on their wrists, but I blew the picture up a little and they're Christmas lights. With that Peace On Earth caption, that is obviously a Christmas card photo. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 11 hours ago, Alpo said: These needed to be together. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 1 hour ago, Alpo said: At first I thought those were zip ties on their wrists, but I blew the picture up a little and they're Christmas lights. With that Peace On Earth caption, that is obviously a Christmas card photo. Peace On Earth Good Will Toward Men. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted November 1 Author Share Posted November 1 I think I want one of these… Self, Should I get one? 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 1 Author Share Posted November 1 I’ll bet this guy is bombed. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 1 Author Share Posted November 1 No, I didn’t get a deer. There are none to be found anywhe…? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted November 1 Author Share Posted November 1 New for Christmas this year! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 hour ago, Pat Riot said: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 minute ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: Nope, raised a dumb ass. 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 hour ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: And loaded it so the first used materials are at the bottom! 2 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 3 hours ago, Alpo said: Obviously offered by imposters using store bought, frozen pierogi. Everyone knows that the singular is pieróg. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 minute ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Everyone knows that the singular is pieróg. Everyone that grew up around people that spoke Russian, maybe. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 15 minutes ago, Alpo said: Everyone that grew up around people that spoke Russian, maybe. Or Polish. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: And loaded it so the first used materials are at the bottom! Yep! That way when it's offloaded and stacked the last used will be on the bottom. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 If they off load it. Lot of labor without a fork lift! But you're likely correct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 Why would i wanna eat one a dese? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 3 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: Well, at least he did not do this: 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 That help strap it tight so's you don't hafta stop in a couple miles and check straps 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 2 hours ago, Texas Joker said: Why would i wanna eat one a dese? I t'ought Cajuns eat anythin'. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 3 hours ago, Texas Joker said: Why would i wanna eat one a dese? 10 minutes ago, Alpo said: I t'ought Cajuns eat anythin'. Enough Louisiana Hot Sauce and a pressure cooker...😁 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 1 Author Share Posted November 1 3 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Well, at least he did not do this: I saw some guys at a campground tie their load down like this. They were packing all their stuff into a short bed (5’ long bed) truck and passed ropes through the ghetto spoke rims on dey truck. I yelled over and told them that they bought to rethink their tie down job. One dude actually told me to mind my own business. I laughed, popped a top and sat down to watch the show. The moron convoy pulled out with two cars in the lead and 2 idiots in the truck. The cars left the campground and took off. The idiots in the truck apparently had to smoke a bowl or something then they started the truck and started to go when “Scrunch, Eeeeeeeeee, Pow! Wham!” It was glorious. The ropes tensioned as the wheels rolled. The load compressed then “POW” something in the load exploded (air mattress that wasn’t deflated) then Wham! One of the tie downs separated and the mechanical end whipped over and put a beautiful dent in the ghetto truck. The idiots jumped out and ran around like they had bees in their pants. They stopped and assessed the situation. Capt. Attitude yelled over and asked if I could help them out. I responded with “Nope! I am minding my own business.” They looked dejected for some reason. They dinked around a while then decided to just go “…this stuff won’t blow out, right?” I found out later from the Forest Ranger that they got down the 5 mile rutty trail (dirt road) and pulled out into the highway and all kinds of stuff blew out as they were doing 70 in a 45 and got pulled over for speeding and littering. Morons. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 1 Author Share Posted November 1 (edited) Edited November 1 by Pat Riot F*** Merging! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 (edited) Was behind someone pulling a trailer about a month ago, driver apparently forgot to lift the tongue stand. Sparking as he went down the road so I backed way off and hit emergency flashers. Apparently did not set the ball latch either or connect the emergency cables, trailer popped off, hit a power pole, knocked out power down the road. I;m just glad there was no traffic, the trailer went to the right off the road, and I saw it before failure. He pulled over and I carefully and safely passed. Edited November 1 by John Kloehr 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 1 Author Share Posted November 1 10 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: Was behind someone pulling a trailer about a month ago, driver apparently forgot to lift the tongue stand. Sparking as he went down to road so I backed way off and hit emergency flashers. Apparently did not set the ball latch either or connect the emergency cables, trailer popped off, hit a power pole, knocked out power down the road. I;m just glad there was no traffic, the trailer went to the right off the road, and I saw it before failure. He pulled over and I carefully and safely passed. I had a bass boat on a trailer come past me on a 2 line highway. It went off road and blasted into the side of a residential garage. Apparently two guys set the trailer hitch on the ball but hooked nothing up and then headed to the lake. They didn’t even raise the tongue wheel. Luckily no one was hurt. There were kids playing in the front yard of the house just before the trailer & boat made its grand entrance. All the kids had just run into the house to get popsicles. The driver realized his boat was no longer behind them and came back. A Sheriff’s patrol car showed up moments later. Guess who had been drinking… I had to go to court a couple of weeks later and tell what I saw. The driver had several DUIs under his belt. He went to jail for a while. Luckily his insurance paid for all the damage to the garage and the car inside. It occurs to me that I might just be an idiot magnet… 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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