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3 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

Many times I've been asked to justify why I don't drink.  It's none of their blasted business.  I have stopped going to company after hours functions because I keep getting asked about it.  Accept the answer and just move on.......


I’ll take a drink, occasionally.  When we performed at fraternity and sorority houses, the kids walked around with gallons jugs of all sorts of liquor and constantly offered me drinks.  I regularly turned them down, explaining that I’d drank their share and those of a couple of their friends before I was their age and that I had to drive home when we were done!

 

I politely refuse most offers unless I’m settled in for the evening somewhere and they are offering a beverage that I like. I rarely have more than a single drink if I’m not where I can walk to my bed.

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Never cared for wine and despise beer!!  
 

Black Russian was the mixed drink of choice and straight vodka for serious drinking.  Now I’ll have an Irish, neat, if I drink at all.

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17 hours ago, Alpo said:

He couldn't understand this. I'm a grown man. I must drink. It's required.

Had a guy buy a round in a bar once, after I told him "no thanks" . Gave me a bunch of crap about drinking it, so when everybody did their shot I dumped mine on the floor, he got pissed but didn't buy me another shot.

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In high school we liked our beer. Stroh’s was my favorite. Bud and Milller were okay in my circles of friends. When we had parties we the wine for the girls. Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill was the favorite. 
 

I went to 5 different high schools. What was funny to me was every school had different popular alcohol favorites. One school it seemed like everyone loved cheap wines - Mad Dog, Thunderbird, stuff like that. 
Another school it was hard liquors. Any hard liquors. 
I didn’t party much at those schools. I wasn’t there long enough to make friends. 

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If I remember correctly, the board is laid out with a number in each square. You toss your rock or your bean bag or whatever you're using into the square. In order. So the first time is square one, next time you go through it is square two. And on one foot you hop in the squares. When you get to the square where the bean bag is, you bend over and pick it up, and you hop over that square - skipping the square that time - and continue. There are two double squares. And when you get to them you put both feet down.

 

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So is hop hop hpp on 1 2 3, both feet down on 4 5, hop on 6, both feet down on 7 8, then hop on 9.

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7 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

I'm confused.

Is this a Walmart display or are they customers?

Im confused. Its WM Are they decos or customers 454440875_1147536682999970_6733603359447455106_n.jpg

 

Display.  Not weird enough for customers. The lack of spandex /  yoga pants is a dead giveaway

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6 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:

Days long gone.  I had 2 Almaden jugs filled with pennies.  I was always going to make them into lamps, then I got married!

In addition to the above mentioned, there was Annie Green Springs. 
 

What was the wine that was wrapped in wicker, and everyone used the empties for a “decorative” candle holder? The more wax that dripped down the side, the better. 

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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

Display.  Not weird enough for customers. The lack of spandex /  yoga pants is a dead giveaway


 

Don’t forget the “Plumber’s Cracks” and pajamas!! 🤮

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7 minutes ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

 

What was the wine that was wrapped in wicker, and everyone used the empties for a “decorative” candle holder? The more wax that dripped down the side, the better. 

Chianti

 

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