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9 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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My father taught me this little ditty, when I was in elementary school.

 

The sexual habits of camels

Are different from what most people think

One night in a fit of emotion

He sought to dishonor the Sphinx

But the Sphinx's posterial openings

Were blocked by the sands of the Nile

Which accounts for the hump on the camel

And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile

 

 

Now like I say, he taught me this in the early sixties. In the late seventies archaeologists made a discovery after digging more around the Sphinx. There were hidden tunnels in the Sphinx's back end, which led to chambers inside the body.

 

The Sphinx did have posterial openings, and they were blocked by the sands of the Nile.

 

(Cue Twilight Zone theme) Duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh

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I had to look this up. Sheets energy strips.

 

Remember a few years back they had Listerine strips. Look like a little piece of wax paper. You put it in your mouth and it would dissolve on your tongue.

 

That's what this is. It's basically Red Bull. Caffeine and vitamin b and a couple of other things. S'posed to give you energy.

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43 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

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I wonder if those are actually a male and female skeleton?

 

I know you can tell the difference from looking at the pelvis, but the guy skeleton has got all the leashes in the way, and the girl is standing in profile so you can't see her pelvis.

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On 10/19/2024 at 9:19 PM, Pat Riot said:

A car one could be caught dead in…

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Save money!

Change those door hinges into combo hinges/handles and you'll have a ready made coffin!

 

You CAN take it with you when you go!

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On 10/17/2024 at 11:30 PM, Pat Riot said:

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My oldest son put in an electric fence to keep his donkeys from leaning on it and pushing it over. He asked me to help him . Once it was installed and energized he tested it by touching it. “Nothing” he said. I said “Take of your muck boots and try it”. So standing in stocking feet on damp ground he reached out again.
I didn’t know he could jump that high. 😆

 

Serves him right for doubting his old man!

 

CJ

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On 10/19/2024 at 6:19 PM, Pat Riot said:

A car one could be caught dead in…

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Reminds me of a picture of a Smart Car between two semis.

 

It was about six inches long after one semi rear ended the other semi! :wacko:

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16 hours ago, Alpo said:

I wonder if those are actually a male and female skeleton?

 

I know you can tell the difference from looking at the pelvis, but the guy skeleton has got all the leashes in the way, and the girl is standing in profile so you can't see her pelvis.

You can tell from the jawbone.

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6 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

Save money!

Change those door hinges into combo hinges/handles and you'll have a ready made coffin!

 

You CAN take it with you when you go!

That would be a good optional package for the ones in the Villages.  

https://www.chinamotorscooter.com/products/all-weather-electric-mobility-scooter-ce-approval-cabin-scooter_mHFla2NlkWZm.html

 

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