Pat Riot Posted July 8 Author Share Posted July 8 A friend of mine had a former police bike. He thought it was great until he realized everyone in front of him slowed down when they saw his bike. His helmet didn’t help either. I think the person that owns this car may be having the same problem. 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 If ya don't like the way I drive : 1 ya should have left earlier 2 get off the sidewalk CB 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 ... now this one has potential ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted July 9 Author Share Posted July 9 11 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Crap…now all I see is a dog. I will be sending this to friends and family. (Cue sinister Muttley laugh) 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 41 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: Crap…now all I see is a dog. I will be sending this to friends and family. (Cue sinister Muttley laugh) That's because the painting in the meme has been modified. Doesn't look so much like a dog does it? 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 9 hours ago, Alpo said: That's because the painting in the meme has been modified. Doesn't look so much like a dog does it? Yes it does. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 They actually sell this one... $20.74+ The (Dog) Scream Wall Art | Dog lover Gift | Art Print | Multiple Sizes totallywildprints 5 out of 5 stars 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: "At least I changed the Toilet Paper!" 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 25 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Check before you sit for cryin out loud! Time to review the Rules again. Rules for Women by Men These are our rules! Please note: These are all numbered "1" on purpose! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You do not hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday equals sports. It is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is not a sport -- and no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Look to your girlfriends for a sympathetic ear. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days. 1. If you will not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done -- not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions. Neither do we. 1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question to which you do not want an answer, expect an answer you do not want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine -- really. 1. Do not ask us about what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really do not mind that? It is like camping. 2 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 7 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Time to review the Rules again. Rules for Women by Men These are our rules! Please note: These are all numbered "1" on purpose! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You do not hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday equals sports. It is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is not a sport -- and no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Look to your girlfriends for a sympathetic ear. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days. 1. If you will not dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done -- not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions. Neither do we. 1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question to which you do not want an answer, expect an answer you do not want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine -- really. 1. Do not ask us about what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really do not mind that? It is like camping. You forgot - If you could really read my mind, why are you still wearing clothes? 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 1 minute ago, Cypress Sun said: You forgot - If you could really read my mind, why are you still wearing clothes? Well that's more of a suggestion than a rule. There's also beer and pizza. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 40 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You do not hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Both just put the lid down. Every time. Period. Only exception is if you think you may have to rush back in a couple of minutes. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 26 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Both just put the lid down. Every time. Period. Only exception is if you think you may have to rush back in a couple of minutes. I used to have a dog that would drink out of the toilet. The way to prevent this is put the lid down. And I learned to put the lid down. It does not matter whether I have to sit or stand. The position of the seat is irrelevant because when I'm through I put the lid down. I no longer have this dog, and have not had him for many years. I still put the lid down. Occasionally when I am visiting someone I will be slightly annoyed to find the lit up on their toilet. Even more seldomly I will have visitors and they will leave the lid up on my toilet. This annoys me more than slightly. But still, when I use the toilet, whether it is my toilet or someone else's toilet, when I finish I put the lid down. Many many years ago I accidentally knocked my glasses off of the vanity into the toilet. Did you know - it is impossible to knock something into the toilet if the lid is down? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I used to have a dog that would drink out of the toilet. The way to prevent this is put the lid down. And I learned to put the lid down. I learned from lots of years doing about 2 large group camping events a month from March through October or early November. The portapotties are made to properly vent with the lids down. Having them bake in California Central Valley sun in August and September with people leaving the lid up is rather unpleasant. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted July 10 Author Share Posted July 10 The Chinese one looks a lot better. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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