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Have you thought that through, Jack?

 

It's got lots of cargo room - got the truck bed in the back and the trunk up front.

 

But where the hell is the engine?

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

Have you thought that through, Jack?

 

It's got lots of cargo room - got the truck bed in the back and the trunk up front.

 

But where the hell is the engine?

 

VW Type 4 engine would fit under the bed.

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When I was a kid we went to a zoo out on the beach, and they had a baboon. And I'm up near the cage looking at the baboon, and he reached through the bars and snatched my glasses off. And apparently proceeded to chew on them. Without my glasses I could not see what he was doing, but when we got them back they were full of tooth marks.

 

Daddy went to complain, and three employees came to get my glasses back. One had a push broom. One had a high pressure garden hose. And the other one picked them up after the baboon dropped them. But they used the broom and the water to keep themHIM off of them.

 

And then they gave me grief because "there's a sign there that says he steals stuff and not to get close!!"

 

Except there wasn't. On the other side of the cage there was such a sign, but not from the direction we came. Daddy was not pleased. Daddy was not pleased that my glasses were destroyed, and Daddy was not pleased that these people who don't even know us are yelling at his child.

 

Every time I see a sign on a monkey cage I remember this episode.

 

Years later I was at another zoo and there was a sign on the monkey cage. "You do not need to come and get an employee. The monkey is not hurt. Like all primates, she has a bloody discharge once a month." And the monkey in the cage was menstrating, and there was blood all down her legs. Looked like she was hemorrhaging.

 

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On 5/25/2024 at 5:59 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

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Oh yes, a Vee-DoubleUte ..... :)

 

   ...... can I have one for Christmas ? ..... it's only 7 months away

 

:blush:

 

No, we both know you've been very bad already this year.

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Sign, sign, everywhere a sign,

Cloggin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind.

Do this, don't do that

Can't you read the sign?

 

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3 hours ago, Alpo said:

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The baboons at my local zoo threw stuff too. They would hang from something with one arm, put the other arm underneath themselves and fill up the hand...

 

Smart folks moved back. Was always someone who was not smart, usually some little sh*t about to get  face full of the same for taunting them.

 

Sorry about your glasses, just letting you know it could have been worse.

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Not "through", Otto!
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Took some real coordination to get this shot.

 

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19 Douglas Skyraiders form the letters L C over their carrier, the USS Lake Champlain (CVA-39) in 1955.

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I was at a zoo at Homosassa Springs. They had a hippopotamus. He was famous, a celebrity. TV star. He had played the baby hippo in the television show Daktari.

 

And everybody crowded up around his cage to see him. I was maybe 50, 60 feet away, because I had a camcorder and I was videotaping our zoo experience.

 

You know how a hippopotamus marks his territory? He spins his tail like a propeller, and when he's got it going pretty good he unpluggs the diarrhea factory and flings poop all over everywhere.

 

I was just about the only unpooped on person there.

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I saw a Rhino at the Pittsburgh shoot pee a good 35-40 feet. It hit a barricade but the Rhino pee still splashed and hit people behind the barricade. I was 8.  It was hilarious to me and my brother. We got scolded for laughing so loudly. 

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I see a boy that needs the liveing hell kicked out of him.

 

 

 

 

 

Merge. I would like to take the person who dreamed up this merging your post and tie him down next to the hippopotamus.

 

2 hours ago, Alpo said:

You know how a hippopotamus marks his territory

Follow the link.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2_i_yWlEi_s&pp=ygUeaGlwcG9wb3RhbXVzIG1hcmtpbmcgdGVycml0b3J5

 

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Do you suppose that this person is the same one who did that Arctic Circle sign? Or instead of being illiterate the sign guy is just a pervert?

 

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