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Couple weeks ago I go to Sam's and buy bunches of stuff, including a box of tall kitchen garbage bags. When I get home I take all the food in the house but I leave the garbage bags in the truck.

 

Today I go to Sam's again. Bought some sausage egg cheese croissants, some hot dogs and a package of hot dog buns. Go out and get in the truck, and the truck will not start. Turns over and over and over, but will not start.

 

So I get out and I lock the door and I go around to the passenger side, and I reach in and bring out the box full of kitchen garbage bags. Open the box, get out a bag and put my croissants and my hot dogs in it. Fortunately I live close, so hopefully I will get home before my frozen food thaws out.

 

As I'm picking up my loaded garbage bag I hear this woman call me. "Sir? Excuse me, sir? I see you having truck trouble. Do you need to go somewhere?"

 

I point and say, "Yes, I live about a half a mile in that direction".

 

She tells me that she can't do anything about my truck not working, but she will take me home. And I get in her car and give her directions and she drives me to my house, and as I'm getting out of her car she tells me, "I hope you have a better day".

 

I tell her that it would be impossible for my day to get any better. I thank her and she drives away.

 

Thinking back on that, that was awful damn foolish. I certainly hope neither my daughter nor either of my granddaughters ever does anything like that. I could have been an old crazy guy, with a gun in my pocket. Hell, I am an old crazy guy with a gun in my pocket.

 

But she saved me a half mile walk in the heat, and my frozen stuff was still frozen. :)

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2 hours ago, Alpo said:

Couple weeks ago I go to Sam's and buy bunches of stuff, including a box of tall kitchen garbage bags. When I get home I take all the food in the house but I leave the garbage bags in the truck.

 

Today I go to Sam's again. Bought some sausage egg cheese croissants, some hot dogs and a package of hot dog buns. Go out and get in the truck, and the truck will not start. Turns over and over and over, but will not start.

 

So I get out and I lock the door and I go around to the passenger side, and I reach in and bring out the box full of kitchen garbage bags. Open the box, get out a bag and put my croissants and my hot dogs in it. Fortunately I live close, so hopefully I will get home before my frozen food thaws out.

 

As I'm picking up my loaded garbage bag I hear this woman call me. "Sir? Excuse me, sir? I see you having truck trouble. Do you need to go somewhere?"

 

I point and say, "Yes, I live about a half a mile in that direction".

 

She tells me that she can't do anything about my truck not working, but she will take me home. And I get in her car and give her directions and she drives me to my house, and as I'm getting out of her car she tells me, "I hope you have a better day".

 

I tell her that it would be impossible for my day to get any better. I thank her and she drives away.

 

Thinking back on that, that was awful damn foolish. I certainly hope neither my daughter nor either of my granddaughters ever does anything like that. I could have been an old crazy guy, with a gun in my pocket. Hell, I am an old crazy guy with a gun in my pocket.

 

But she saved me a half mile walk in the heat, and my frozen stuff was still frozen. :)

just be thankful and

PAY IT FORWARD !!!!!

 

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I could see my daughter doing that. She would have a .45 1911 handy though. My son does it all the time. No worries there either. 

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8 hours ago, Michigan Slim said:

I could see my daughter doing that. She would have a .45 1911 handy though. My son does it all the time. No worries there either. 

I've shot with you and your daughter and God help anyone that messes with Kayla!!B)

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So about a quarter to 10 this morning, I get a backpack and my stick, and walk back to Sam's. I didn't bring the hot dog buns home yesterday - figured if I had put them in the sack with the other stuff they would have gotten all squished up as I was walking.

 

So I decide that I will walk back to Sam's and see if the truck will start. Maybe sitting overnight magically fixed it. :ph34r: And if it won't, I'll put the buns in the backpack and take them home.

 

Fired right up as soon as I turned the key. :o Must have been radio. FM. B)

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Amazing how many things can be fixed with FM! Just seems to leave you with a certain element of doubt for future use!

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